神抽卡之勸世文 - 神魔之塔

Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-12-30T23:34

Table of Contents


如圖

http://imgur.com/M1KQb6E

聽說神族加倍是1月1號開始

為什麼我5抽都是神族

還照順序來

請給我水桶吧

1.銀卡 火妹 果斷重開

2.銀卡 水妹 你妹勒再重開

3.銀卡 光妹 拜託不要再妹了重開

4.銀卡 木妹 救命啊 不要妹子加成兩百倍啊重開

5.金卡 太好了啦~~~不是3星妹子了

按 4星暗妹

xxxxxxx的妹子戰隊一次齊啊

給我水桶吧 有沒有那麼機歪啊.....5抽5妹子還沒重覆唷

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為了要避免板主麻煩 再補5抽
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6.金卡 水妹 不要再來妹子了啦 會腎虧 重開

7.金卡 水妖 妹子沒來換妖精 換妖狐拜託 重開

8.銀卡 火狗 妖精沒了換狗狗 靠北 重開

9.金卡 暗妖 暗屬妖精是要妖狐 不是你 重開

10.金卡 水妹 不要再來妹子了 不抽了

http://imgur.com/7toqklR

本日10抽 5銀5金 7妹子2妖精1隻狗 好萎褻的三頭狗啊

有誰比我慘啊.... 沒有妹子陪我跨年 也不要來7妹子2妖精和奶油犬來陪我啊

以下開放實體妹子交友 一同跨年去吧 哭哭


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All Comments

Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-01-02T23:06
笑翻XDDDD 前五抽是不同屬妹子 這機率比抽狐狸還低XDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-01-07T18:12
你推老婆婆去馬路齁...
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-01-08T17:52
謝謝大大讓我展露笑顏!!! ((純拍拍 不噓
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-01-11T14:41
妹子王((?
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-01-15T04:07
對不起我笑出眼淚了哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDD
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-01-18T09:25
XDDDDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-01-21T02:47
這真的太慘了.....
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-01-21T20:51
神 5抽5妹
10抽3水妹
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-01-22T06:55
有笑有推
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-01-25T21:26
根本悲劇 已笑翻
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-01-30T16:41
腎虧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-01-30T22:44
幹 我快笑死了 妹子萌萌 XDDDDDDDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-02-02T22:09
XDDDDDDDDD 笑死我了XDDDDD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-02-06T04:00
神加倍!!!!
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-02-10T02:44
我狂笑XDDDDDD讓我覺得我今天抽到三隻光狗也不算什麼
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-02-11T15:52
太好笑了
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-02-15T15:12
幹 前四抽快笑死XDDDDD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-02-19T18:22
神抽無誤哈哈哈哈
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-02-20T05:08
這不得不推
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-02-20T20:07
慘慘慘慘慘 給推
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-02-22T17:32
握手推= =QQ...
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-02-23T05:09
好扯
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-02-23T21:51
本日最慘沒有之一XDDDD
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-02-26T02:41
版標
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-02-27T10:31
神之手RRRRR
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-02-28T23:28
讓它爆
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-03-01T22:56
一堆妹子陪你跨年 真羨慕XDDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-03-04T16:40
幹 笑到我肚子好痛 XD 也太慘了吧!!!
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-03-07T22:09
安安今日其實是神族加倍喔
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-03-10T18:38
美少女戰士臭騎
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-03-12T13:42
這篇可以上板標了吧!!
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-03-15T08:09
一堆妹子陪你跨年
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-03-18T17:55
這機率也。。。也許在平行世界是五抽五屬劍靈,附送西遊,
百鬼,希臘,北歐,機偶各一,然後被鄉民噓爆(拍拍)
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-03-23T06:30
原PO真有異性緣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-03-26T09:03
不推不行 好多妹陪你跨年
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-03-27T00:12
比牧羊人還慘
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-03-31T06:12
雖然我今天抽卡像把石頭丟進水裡 但看到這篇之後非常欣慰
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-04-04T15:13
感到欣慰
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-04-09T12:21
QQ
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-04-10T08:14
妹子阿
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-04-14T01:45
今天能抽成這樣也不簡單
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-04-18T15:55
拍拍
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-04-21T05:28
拍拍
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-04-21T13:13
太慘XDD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-04-21T17:16
看完這篇後感到欣慰XDD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-04-23T08:49
安慰了我
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-04-25T18:18
拍拍 真的本日最慘
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-04-26T06:58
看完前5抽我真的大笑..對不起
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-04-29T08:31
讓他爆
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-05-04T00:02
本日最勸世
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2015-05-05T08:16
前五太神了XDDDDDDDDDDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-05-08T22:10
這已經不是本日最慘了 大概可以挑戰本年度最慘 XDDDDDDD
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-05-12T08:39
這一堆妹子 爛桃花啊
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-05-16T06:05
拍拍
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-05-19T17:20
這不是本日最慘 根本就是本年最慘....
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-05-20T07:54
嗚嗚嗚嗚,為你哭泣
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-05-23T00:10
我笑了, 謝謝你!
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-05-27T03:01
神抽難得 感謝娛樂大眾(笑
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-05-28T00:29
人帥真好
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-05-30T13:02
樓主請受我一拜
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2015-06-02T23:30
抽卡文看過這麼多 比你爛的還真沒見過
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-06-03T14:48
有笑有推XD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-06-04T14:07
#1JRwmX3G 啊有啦 這篇 可能可以跟你一較高下
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-06-07T23:39
我今日兩抽光妹+暗妹,果斷重開,後兩抽山羊+獅子,慘
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-06-11T17:25
抽到山羊哪裡慘= =
James avatar
By James
at 2015-06-14T19:02
不好意思 前四抽我笑惹
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-06-16T00:59
沒抽到劍靈,看了你的文心情好多了XD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-06-19T08:22
太神了
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-06-22T13:47
妹子狗狗陪你跨年XDDD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-06-25T17:38
XDDD笑慘
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-06-26T08:38
山羊已兩張,我想要的是雙魚啊
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-06-29T04:27
好可憐.....
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-07-02T04:24
我只有連續抽到三屬精獸
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-07-03T16:45
我也想跟妹子合體啊...我是技34的魔法師
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-07-06T16:28
好慘...
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2015-07-06T20:56
瘋頭對不起你阿......
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-07-07T23:45
怒噓你抽到水妹
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-07-08T03:00
妹子機率真的太高...
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-07-08T05:51
.........
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-07-09T13:39
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-07-13T11:00
本日最勸世 XD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-07-17T08:59
嗚嗚嗚嗚好可憐,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-07-18T03:18
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD為什麼害我在電腦前崩潰
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-07-23T02:22
真的是神抽
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-07-24T05:01
媽的你害我一直笑 意圖使人損陰德
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-07-26T02:47
我媽問我我中風嗎
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-07-27T22:06
我11抽5妹子以為很慘了 現在才知人外有人
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-07-28T04:22
好慘,給拍拍XD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-07-31T03:16
神抽
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-08-02T17:06
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD................
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-08-07T02:06
這....也是另一種好運嗎XD?
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-08-12T01:59
順子啊
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-08-14T11:25
歹勢我真的笑翻了,這不推不行啊!!!我好壞心 XDDDDDDDDDDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-08-15T01:38
連抽4蛋輸了http://i.imgur.com/dZhCzqf.jpg
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-08-16T08:38
這可以拼本月最勸世的了,好久沒看到讓我大笑的抽卡文了
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-08-19T08:47
太神啦XDDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-08-21T00:03
樓上一堆人笑屁啊!!!!!! 林北今天也跟原PO一樣啦 幹
只是我只抽7抽就決定剁手指不抽了
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-08-22T13:46
只能跟著笑了~~至少妹子相陪
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-08-23T18:20
你贏了
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-08-27T05:27
跟你一樣機歪 只抽三抽 前兩抽都水妹 FUCK U
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-08-29T22:18
神抽卡
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-09-03T06:22
新的一年會桃花旺
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-09-05T01:17
7抽有阿提 老玩家感動推
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-07T18:06
一條妹阿!!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-09-08T06:34
沒看過這麼爛的抽卡.. 拍拍
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-09-11T14:10
我是異界龍...先大水再小火lol 剩下等1/1活動抽
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-09-14T20:21
這抽卡應該是看過最爛的
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-09-16T15:05
XDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-09-20T06:01
不得不推 太好笑了QQ
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-09-21T01:28
看你可憐......幫推祝你爆吧
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-09-21T21:47
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-09-26T21:12
滿滿的妹子陪你跨年耶
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-09-27T08:59
你的圖沒10new欸= =
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2015-10-02T06:49
超費的...
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-10-05T02:57
哈哈蛤哈哈
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-10-08T10:06
你這是挑戰史上最悲劇吧XDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-10-08T19:15
妹真多
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-10-12T20:30
為什麼被s???
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-10-14T21:58
21抽才3新卡....本來很不爽 看到你抽的感到有點安慰..
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-10-15T19:54
本日最神XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-10-16T16:42
看完這篇心情開朗了 謝謝大大XD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-10-19T09:43
他第一章有5個new
第二章 前面兩個妹子可能放比較久 就沒new了吧
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-10-21T14:58
10抽條款還在....
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-10-22T00:07
裡面有說因為要補齊10抽再加抽的,所以大概拖了一下吧
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-10-22T09:05
不過前後兩次加起來是10抽,間隔應該也沒超過半小時
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-10-24T00:41
5+5抽不行嗎~中間沒打唷~看錢和石頭就知道了...new不見了
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-10-26T10:57
我是認為這個有資格上版標了,跟法海大濕有拼啊~
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-10-28T17:26
前五抽XD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-11-02T12:41
跪了 最神抽卡文
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-11-03T16:33
你家開幼稚園嗎XD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-11-07T10:53
嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚 你會不會整年的桃花運都用完了
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-11-07T13:47
push
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-11-08T21:12
欸~別降子嘛 都能挑戰年度最慘 還得被水桶喔Q^Q
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-11-12T02:26
笑了XD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-11-13T11:22
抽成這樣配洛基的頭像真搭xD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-11-13T18:13
50顆魔法石換回350魂,這不推太殘忍了
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-11-17T02:57
妹子王4ni? 本來以為我兩抽一金一銀克蘇魯已經夠慘了
謝謝大大讓我心情變好~
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-11-18T03:32
這真的太神了
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-11-20T22:48
太強了XDDD 可開妓院了XD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-11-23T07:03
只好推了
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-11-27T16:54
悲慘到用推文安慰你
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-11-30T07:48
竟然有人抽的比牧羊人還慘
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-12-02T01:40
這篇讓我憤怒的心情得到救贖!
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-12-03T07:19
年終妹子出清on sale,不買嗎
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-12-05T07:09
五屬妹子陪妳跨年
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-12-09T10:05
喇妹聖手 是你?
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-12-12T05:07
本日最慘~ 沒有之一!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-12-12T21:25
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-12-16T19:42
看來知道神族加倍會抽到什麼了
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-12-18T00:30
神之手
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-12-18T06:27
看來以後 不能抽到爛卡再重開了 (((筆記)))
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-12-21T05:27
也太慘了!! 我失心瘋想要劍靈和費雷 昨天18抽 今天31抽
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-12-25T17:52
結果白金機率只有五成 覺得難過..但看你的悲劇 我好多了(X
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-12-27T23:49
劍靈共抽三張(暗 火 水)+ 費雷 算是今年還有安慰到OAO"
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-12-31T03:26
來朝聖了
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-01-02T13:37
拍拍
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-01-02T20:33
朝聖
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-01-04T02:26
妹子王打不贏蝶仙上不了板標 好歹也花了50石耶
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-01-07T12:39
你一定是個蘿莉控 小妹子都找你
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-01-07T22:53
靠北,你超慘的,給你拍拍
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-01-12T21:24
挖靠好慘..這在暗示好卡都有固定時機嗎重開感覺沒用阿..
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-01-15T05:00
0白金真的很慘0.0雖然白金也蠻多千年獸..
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-01-17T11:58
XDDD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-01-21T08:35
笑翻
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-01-26T01:03
浪費五十顆 給拍
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-01-30T18:15
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-02-03T10:55
妹子王是你?!
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-02-04T12:02
神啊!
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-02-08T02:20
我連抽三魔像已跪
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-02-12T15:36
太好笑了XDDDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-02-13T04:05
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-02-16T06:43
蘿莉控啊XD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-02-20T22:30
給推 我懂你...
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-02-25T22:21
特地登入給拍 然後繼續笑

背包滿了怎麼可以!!!!

Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-12-30T23:34
==================看完提醒後可用Ctrl+y整行刪除================== 小提醒:隊伍組成、卡關、不知道怎麼配牌請用健檢格式 發問前請先爬文(/找標題、z精華區) ==================看完提醒後可用Ctrl+y整行刪除================== 剛 ...

10抽的靈魂

Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-12-30T23:24
========================看完後這三行可ctrl+y刪除============================ 提醒您,分享抽卡文,限5石抽以上、且需附上圖片才可另開文章.5抽以下請置底討論分享 發錢文如是因抽卡而發錢,視為抽卡文體,得引用抽卡文版規. 抽卡附的圖,卡片 ...

12+1抽 11白金

David avatar
By David
at 2014-12-30T23:16
存了60幾顆的魔法石剛好在今天有活動 原本只是想說抽幾張,結果白金不能停...就抽到沒有了 1. 3*光妹 2. 5*巨蠍 3. 5*光劍靈...NEW 4. 5*源易經...送的 5. 5*木妹 6. 5*木劍靈...NEW 7. 5*火劍靈...NEW 8. 5*雙子 9. 5*暗龍使 10.5*水 ...

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By Edith
at 2014-12-30T23:16
鍵盤攻略 光防龍 + 木妹 + 水機偶 + 艾德 + 椅角 + 光防龍 本隊只需一張石抽卡水機偶 R1 木光之城慢慢打,先打死一隻後木妹慢慢吸,開始排暗珠。 排個 3串暗珠 5C以上後進 R2。 R2 開椅角艾德水機偶。3暗 5C 輕鬆過 R3 木魔像先打死,木妹疊,務必將 CD 洗回來排4串 ...

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By Carol
at 2014-12-30T23:15
今天劍靈加倍 小弟沒幾個石頭 不過也意思意思抽了幾抽 意外發現水劍靈的技能是lv5 記得以前加倍好像都是等級的樣子 比如一抽出來就是30級 或是可以抽到進化後的 這次是技能等級的樣子 大家也都一樣嗎 不過送的貝爺一下子被我拆了 沒留意送的是否也一樣 - ...