Reddit: 對面打哮斗龍你在幹嘛? - 爐石戰記
By Oliver
at 2018-04-13T14:57
at 2018-04-13T14:57
Table of Contents
原文: https://redd.it/8bs8r4
樓主:
安安大家,對面打哮斗龍的時候你們都在幹嘛呢?
我考慮飛去另一個國家度假,大家覺得去哪邊好?
TheArabicCowboy:
我還記得我對手打哮斗龍的時候......
那是個星期四(註:美國現在星期四),跟今天很像,但我的人生改變了很多。
我決定回大學去研究我熱愛的海洋生物學,在大學二年級我遇到了我生命中的摯愛
那個女人後來成為了我的妻子,現在我有兩個兒子Mark和Daniel,
我老婆最近又生了個小女兒,我們決定叫她Oliver,那是我奶奶的名字
現在我在我讀博士學位的大學當教授,我每天上課結束後我都會去檢查
哮斗龍的動畫到底跑完了沒。
我相信,總有一天,我能夠再次打爐石
但今天好像還不是那一天。
b0lsh0ib00ze:
兒..兒子? 是你嗎?
自從我對手打出了哮斗龍,我就開始找你
我知道在過去的30年來我不是個好爸爸
但我現在願意改變了!!
我希望能夠抱抱我的孫子。
拜託 和我聯絡!
TheArabicCowboy:
....就這樣? 所以你覺得30年後我應該要邀請你回到我的人生?
我還要因為你對我和我媽做的事情,常常跑去精神治療師那邊
你拋棄我和我媽 讓我們自力更生,我媽要同時接三份工作才能養活我們
然後你他媽的現在就很不負責人的在reddit出現,說要回到我們身邊?
我還記得你的對手丟出哮斗龍 然後你就跑了 但你沒有關掉遊戲
媽和我不知道怎麼辦,只好在那個晚上一直聽著哮斗龍的語音
MY JAWS THAT BITE, MY JAWS THAT BITE, MY JAWS THAT BITE
如果你覺得你還有機會回來的話 你根本大錯特錯好嗎
留在地獄然後離我們家越遠越好!
jvspino:
我不知道為什麼, 但我的大腦一直用摩根費里曼的聲音讀這篇文
然後下面一堆世間情劇情 不翻了
--
樓主:
安安大家,對面打哮斗龍的時候你們都在幹嘛呢?
我考慮飛去另一個國家度假,大家覺得去哪邊好?
TheArabicCowboy:
我還記得我對手打哮斗龍的時候......
那是個星期四(註:美國現在星期四),跟今天很像,但我的人生改變了很多。
我決定回大學去研究我熱愛的海洋生物學,在大學二年級我遇到了我生命中的摯愛
那個女人後來成為了我的妻子,現在我有兩個兒子Mark和Daniel,
我老婆最近又生了個小女兒,我們決定叫她Oliver,那是我奶奶的名字
現在我在我讀博士學位的大學當教授,我每天上課結束後我都會去檢查
哮斗龍的動畫到底跑完了沒。
我相信,總有一天,我能夠再次打爐石
但今天好像還不是那一天。
b0lsh0ib00ze:
兒..兒子? 是你嗎?
自從我對手打出了哮斗龍,我就開始找你
我知道在過去的30年來我不是個好爸爸
但我現在願意改變了!!
我希望能夠抱抱我的孫子。
拜託 和我聯絡!
TheArabicCowboy:
....就這樣? 所以你覺得30年後我應該要邀請你回到我的人生?
我還要因為你對我和我媽做的事情,常常跑去精神治療師那邊
你拋棄我和我媽 讓我們自力更生,我媽要同時接三份工作才能養活我們
然後你他媽的現在就很不負責人的在reddit出現,說要回到我們身邊?
我還記得你的對手丟出哮斗龍 然後你就跑了 但你沒有關掉遊戲
媽和我不知道怎麼辦,只好在那個晚上一直聽著哮斗龍的語音
MY JAWS THAT BITE, MY JAWS THAT BITE, MY JAWS THAT BITE
如果你覺得你還有機會回來的話 你根本大錯特錯好嗎
留在地獄然後離我們家越遠越好!
jvspino:
我不知道為什麼, 但我的大腦一直用摩根費里曼的聲音讀這篇文
然後下面一堆世間情劇情 不翻了
--
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