Carbot LOD Opening Cinematc - 暗黑破壞神

※ 引述《qoo60606 (凜)》之銘言：
: https://youtu.be/GTYJd2qfx5g
: 開場直接Enough!!人家只是叫你名字啊
: 然後就進到阿拉丁的歌曲了 笑死XDDD
: 歌曲結束後長老還是要死就是(噗滋

: 補個阿拉丁連結
: https://youtu.be/aEryAoLfnAA

: 除了Prince Ali變成LOD 一堆畫面都有還原 超用心XD

除了完美的畫面以外，歌詞也可以看出作者的用心
當然這也值得一個不成才的中文版翻譯
一些比較怪的地方主要是為了押韻和湊字數

另外不知道youtube幫忙加中文字幕的機制為何，路人應該是不能擅自動手的
不過如果有管道，我還真想放上去

(暗青色為阿里王子原文)

Make way for Prince Ali
Make way for L.O.D.
讓路給L.O.D.

Say hey, it's Prince Ali
Let's play some L.O.D.
齊暢玩L.O.D.

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey! Clear the way he is here at last
喂！別擋路 他在最後列

Hey you, let us through. It's a brand new star
Hey you, expansion new with 2 brand new class
全新資料片 還有新職業

Oh, come be the first on your block to meet his eye
New quests new set more room in the stash alright
任務套裝 加大儲物箱 喔耶！

Make way, here he comes. Ring bells, bang the drums
More fun, item tons. Large charms baal runz
寶物與歡樂 技能板巴車

You're gonna love this guy
You're gonna love this guy
你一定會愛上他

Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa
L.O.D., final boss he, destruction's his job ahh
L.O.D. 最終魔王 毀滅如日常

Show some respect, boy, genuflect, Down on one knee
It will let you to respec, Grind for the keys
你將能重新配點 狂刷鑰匙

Now, try your best to stay calm
Defeat the ancients is fun
打敗古人真愜意

Brush up your Friday salaam
XP you get is a ton
經驗值突破天際

Then come and meet his spectacular coterie
Then it's on to fight L.O.D. in the world stone keep!
並於世界之石要塞大戰L.O.D.

He's got seventy five golden camels
He's got catapults in bloody foothills
投石機遍佈在血腥丘陵

Purple peacocks, he's got fifty three
trapped barbarians he's got fifteen
捕獲野蠻人共十五名

When it comes to exotic-type mammals
He's got more minions than you can handle
他的僕從令你疲於奔命

He's got a zoo? I'm telling you,
I found a Jah rune! I'll trade with you!
我打到喬！跟我交易！

it's a world-class menagerie
It's an Act V menagerie
第五章簡直是動物園

Prince Ali, handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
L.O.D. lots of loot see, Ali a baba
L.O.D. 掉寶就靠阿里阿巴巴

That physique! How can I speak? Weak at my knees!
Rainbow facets, druid has pets, Rush you for free!
彩虹刻面 寵物樂園 偷渡免費

So get on out in that square
Socket this from that guy
拉叔幫你打洞

Adjust your veil and prepare
Make your item but why
物品簽名何用？

With 60 elephants, llamas galore (for real?)
With sixty harlequins, rune word galore
有六十頂軍帽 高符豐碩

With his bears and lions, a brass band and more (what?)
and Nilathak's evil, uniques, sets and more
有壞蛋阿尼 金綠與手工

With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
and Anya is frozen and ancients are posin' and
安亞被冰透 古代人秀肌肉

His birds that warble on key
he is the last of the three!
罪惡之源的盡頭

Make way for Prince Ali
Make way for L.O.D.
讓路給L.O.D.

(哼哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 x 5+1)

(噗滋)

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