BZ:我們已經討論好要送誰進手術房 - WOW

By Belly
at 2015-01-23T18:30
at 2015-01-23T18:30
Table of Contents
※ 引述《gully (溝鼠)》之銘言:
: 最好笑的就是hotfix
: 史上最低能的調整方法
: 給你直接調整%數,不告訴你他調整的理由和為何調整成這樣的數值
: 然後過一周再告訴你:oops,我們調太高了,砍回來
: 暴雪付費測試
: 反正CCB照樣賣你虛擬商品,
: 正式上線的時候測試有什麼關係
其實從 6.0 以來,戰士們一定感觸良多
直接調整%數 還有調整的技能數量之多
根本是各職前幾名
從最一開始的6.0初期
全民角鬥戰,武狂戰滅亡開始
BZ做了一連串hotfix
首先咧,設計師nerf了20%盾猛與復仇的傷害
太棒了!! 原來不是武狂太爛而是角鬥太強阿
標準的"你覺得其他兩系爛那我讓你三系一起爛就平衡拉"BZ式平衡法
結果咧,防戰傷害變得跟垃圾一樣
變成了一個除了機動性好像不錯
其他都很爛的坦
當初坦的dps有專職dd七八成的設計宣言咧?
這很明顯是從角鬥這個天賦下手,而不是砍共通技能阿!!!
然後糖果就來了
嗜血有額外40%爆擊機率 怒擊狂風傷害增加xx%
這種hotfix不用說 就在等哪天裝備起來又要被nerf
最後在上禮拜二
戰士最high的一周
防戰全技能傷害增加20%~40%
角鬥增傷nerf (到第二次終於修對了,不過角鬥修成這樣要不要乾脆移除或重新設計阿)
武戰精通效果增加57%
那天看到帖子根本笑翻
這是哪來的天才hotfix法
果不其然
我昨天坦屠夫 672裝等 dps 2.8萬
看來可以研究如何坦克屠夫dps破三萬了(雖然聖騎坦是在討論挑戰四萬
然後上禮拜滿滿都是武器戰洗榜
還有斬殺80萬+的截圖
到處都在哭哭:我在競技場裏被斬了15萬之類的
結果爽了一個禮拜就下修
坦戰的傷害還在那裏
(你可以nerf一點然後放點心力在盾牌屏障嗎? 摸著良心說今天的臨機buff可以吃嗎?)
2.8萬 我們大方地算八成好了
原來672左右各位dd的屠夫及格dps是3.5萬唷 0.<
這次就不得不提血dk的沸血
同一天沸血nerf 33%
馬上邪dk哭天喊地 血dk單體dps軟掉
很明顯都是設計師看到
嘿!!這招好像有點強唷 nerf xx%好了(轉輪盤射飛鏢
第二天才發現,
歐~原來影響這麼大,其他天賦掛了(然後再轉一次輪盤
這是甚麼XXX的平衡法?
小學生嗎?
這些職業設計師真的有在玩WOW的該職業嗎?
至於坦克間的平衡如浮雲一樣
戰士坦反正就是M在玩的 早就沒感覺了
像是聖騎坦dps打到飛天 自補一堆 猶如5.2三位一體(坦/dd/補)之神再世
或是6,7王缺一武僧坦 (會玩的才強 勉強接受是有技術所以很強)
等著看下禮拜BZ會給我們甚麼驚喜 (你給我翻譯翻譯,甚麼叫@$%$%$$%^#)
附註:血dk單體為啥要沸血? 這跟武戰單體為啥是打旋風斬一樣 我也不知道
附註二:是不是還有一個坦我沒提到阿?
--
The bird of the hermes is my name,
Eating my wings to make me tame.
Alucard - HELLSING
--
: 最好笑的就是hotfix
: 史上最低能的調整方法
: 給你直接調整%數,不告訴你他調整的理由和為何調整成這樣的數值
: 然後過一周再告訴你:oops,我們調太高了,砍回來
: 暴雪付費測試
: 反正CCB照樣賣你虛擬商品,
: 正式上線的時候測試有什麼關係
其實從 6.0 以來,戰士們一定感觸良多
直接調整%數 還有調整的技能數量之多
根本是各職前幾名
從最一開始的6.0初期
全民角鬥戰,武狂戰滅亡開始
BZ做了一連串hotfix
首先咧,設計師nerf了20%盾猛與復仇的傷害
太棒了!! 原來不是武狂太爛而是角鬥太強阿
標準的"你覺得其他兩系爛那我讓你三系一起爛就平衡拉"BZ式平衡法
結果咧,防戰傷害變得跟垃圾一樣
變成了一個除了機動性好像不錯
其他都很爛的坦
當初坦的dps有專職dd七八成的設計宣言咧?
這很明顯是從角鬥這個天賦下手,而不是砍共通技能阿!!!
然後糖果就來了
嗜血有額外40%爆擊機率 怒擊狂風傷害增加xx%
這種hotfix不用說 就在等哪天裝備起來又要被nerf
最後在上禮拜二
戰士最high的一周
防戰全技能傷害增加20%~40%
角鬥增傷nerf (到第二次終於修對了,不過角鬥修成這樣要不要乾脆移除或重新設計阿)
武戰精通效果增加57%
那天看到帖子根本笑翻
這是哪來的天才hotfix法
果不其然
我昨天坦屠夫 672裝等 dps 2.8萬
看來可以研究如何坦克屠夫dps破三萬了(雖然聖騎坦是在討論挑戰四萬
然後上禮拜滿滿都是武器戰洗榜
還有斬殺80萬+的截圖
到處都在哭哭:我在競技場裏被斬了15萬之類的
結果爽了一個禮拜就下修
坦戰的傷害還在那裏
(你可以nerf一點然後放點心力在盾牌屏障嗎? 摸著良心說今天的臨機buff可以吃嗎?)
2.8萬 我們大方地算八成好了
原來672左右各位dd的屠夫及格dps是3.5萬唷 0.<
這次就不得不提血dk的沸血
同一天沸血nerf 33%
馬上邪dk哭天喊地 血dk單體dps軟掉
很明顯都是設計師看到
嘿!!這招好像有點強唷 nerf xx%好了(轉輪盤射飛鏢
第二天才發現,
歐~原來影響這麼大,其他天賦掛了(然後再轉一次輪盤
這是甚麼XXX的平衡法?
小學生嗎?
這些職業設計師真的有在玩WOW的該職業嗎?
至於坦克間的平衡如浮雲一樣
戰士坦反正就是M在玩的 早就沒感覺了
像是聖騎坦dps打到飛天 自補一堆 猶如5.2三位一體(坦/dd/補)之神再世
或是6,7王缺一武僧坦 (會玩的才強 勉強接受是有技術所以很強)
等著看下禮拜BZ會給我們甚麼驚喜 (你給我翻譯翻譯,甚麼叫@$%$%$$%^#)
附註:血dk單體為啥要沸血? 這跟武戰單體為啥是打旋風斬一樣 我也不知道
附註二:是不是還有一個坦我沒提到阿?
--
The bird of the hermes is my name,
Eating my wings to make me tame.
Alucard - HELLSING
--
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