跟EA客服講話真的會腦溢血 - Steam

By Bennie
at 2022-01-09T01:57

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讓我想到幾年前我跟美國EA克服打交道的經驗
那是我拿到了一張60元EA卡打算買DAI (Dragon Age: Inquisition)的故事
DAI 59.99
我是有想到會加稅..但是沒想到不能選擇其他付費方式!
也就是說我不能付60元後用信用卡付4塊錢稅

打到EA 去問
第一個員工A
A: 可以啦.. 跟著我做...
我: OK阿..你用給我看..我剛剛GOOGLE 了..大家都說不行
A: ㄟ....
我: 你不覺得如果不行額外方式付費的話60元卡很蠢嗎?
A: ...恩....(掛電話)
靠邀!!! 怒了!!!

再打!!
B: 你好..
我: 我的服務號碼是XXXXX 上一個人掛我電話! 超靠杯!
B: 喔喔...我幫你回報..公司會處理..
我: (重複了60元卡然後不能額外付錢很蠢的話題)
B: 恩..我幫你想辦法.. 你能用你的60元卡買接近60元的東西..
然後我幫你把那個遊戲變成DAI..
我: 我人不在電腦旁邊..不能買..你能幫我記錄一下我半小時在
電腦旁再打給你們
B: OK !

半小時候..
C: 你好..
我: 我的服務號碼是XXXXX..
C: 喔喔..我知道.. 你要買一個遊戲..然後我們給你DAI
我: (靠邀..B 是怎麼紀錄的阿..) 恩恩..我現在就買
我: 我買了MASS EFFECT 3部曲了..(29.99)
C: 好的...我把DAI 放到你的遊戲庫了.. 謝謝你使用EA客服
我: .....ok..謝謝你@_@
結論.. 30元買了mass effect 3部曲+ DAI..

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如果將字母A到Z分別編上1到26的分數（A=1,B=2...,Z=26）
你的知識（KNOWLEDGE）得到96分（11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96）
你的努力（HARDWORK）也只得到98分（8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98）
你的態度（ATTITUDE）才是左右你生命的全部（1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100）
但是得了火山矽肺病（PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS）就有567分喔

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By Joe
at 2022-01-11T19:27

沒個SOP的客服不過問題解決了就好

By Daph Bay
at 2022-01-14T12:57

好賺XD

By Brianna
at 2022-01-17T06:27

???

By Odelette
at 2022-01-19T23:57

恭喜解決

By Dorothy
at 2022-01-22T17:27

你這不是賺翻了嗎

By Tom
at 2022-01-22T07:40

???

By Heather
at 2022-01-25T01:10

顯然質量效應並不值錢

By Megan
at 2022-01-22T07:40

又學到了一招

By Candice
at 2022-01-25T01:10

賺爛了賺爛了

By Thomas
at 2022-01-22T07:40

我到底看了什麼？

By Dorothy
at 2022-01-25T01:10

賺爆

By Necoo
at 2022-01-22T07:40

？？？牛逼啊

By Agnes
at 2022-01-25T01:10

XDDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2022-01-22T07:40

???????

By Hardy
at 2022-01-25T01:10

血賺

By Kama
at 2022-01-22T07:40

我馬上打給客服我有客服的需求！！！

By Jacky
at 2022-01-25T01:10

30買到兩個遊戲 @@

By Iris
at 2022-01-22T07:40

客服：恩感覺又是奧客快拿點東西打發他走

By Olivia
at 2022-01-25T01:10

賺爛了賺爛了，只花一半的價格然後還買到兩款

By Franklin
at 2022-01-22T07:40

？？？？？？

By Carol
at 2022-01-25T01:10

XDDD 什麼啦 C都不會覺得奇怪嗎

By James
at 2022-01-22T07:40

笑死賺爛了

By Hedda
at 2022-01-25T01:10

???什麼鬼XD賺了\

By Robert
at 2022-01-22T07:40

笑了哈哈哈

By Callum
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑死XDDD

By Franklin
at 2022-01-22T07:40

傑出的一手

By Elma
at 2022-01-25T01:10

這個有好笑到XDDD

By Hedy
at 2022-01-22T07:40

這個客服的服務品質我給滿分

By Donna
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑了

By Susan
at 2022-01-22T07:40

XDDD

By Damian
at 2022-01-25T01:10

現代問題就要用現代技術解決

By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-01-22T07:40

老闆問主管這個遊戲為什麼賣爆

By Kumar
at 2022-01-25T01:10

我看了什麼www，也太爽了吧XD

By Annie
at 2022-01-22T07:40

我還以為是抱怨，原來是來炫耀的啊(X)

By Rachel
at 2022-01-25T01:10

EA佛心客服

By Elma
at 2022-01-22T07:40

卯死啊卯死啊

By Adele
at 2022-01-25T01:10

傑出的一手，賺爛了賺爛了

By Puput
at 2022-01-22T07:40

我到底看了甚麼傑出的一手!!!

By Lauren
at 2022-01-25T01:10

?????

By Una
at 2022-01-22T07:40

笑死血賺欸

By Olivia
at 2022-01-25T01:10

？？？？

By Noah
at 2022-01-22T07:40

客服B跟C中間到底？？？

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-01-25T01:10

3小質量效應3部曲花30買??

By Edith
at 2022-01-22T07:40

我懷疑你在炫耀，但是我沒有證據XD

By William
at 2022-01-25T01:10

?????

By Puput
at 2022-01-22T07:40

XDDDD

By Michael
at 2022-01-25T01:10

賺喇

By Callum
at 2022-01-22T07:40

XDDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2022-01-25T01:10

賺爛了賺爛了

By George
at 2022-01-22T07:40

XDDDDDDD

By Robert
at 2022-01-25T01:10

好像哪裡怪怪的吧XDDDDD

By Frederic
at 2022-01-22T07:40

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
有夠天

By Margaret
at 2022-01-25T01:10

？？？？？

By Doris
at 2022-01-22T07:40

板友看混亂了難怪客服也混亂了 XDDDD

By Hazel
at 2022-01-25T01:10

賺翻了啊！恭喜！

By Elizabeth
at 2022-01-22T07:40

也太好笑了吧

By Ivy
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑死XDDD

By Jacky
at 2022-01-22T07:40

客服群 : 兄弟們，今天想下班的話就趕快給他一套DAI

By Genevieve
at 2022-01-25T01:10

WTF!

By Delia
at 2022-01-22T07:40

蛤？你是求助問題然後反而獲得其他遊戲？？

By Madame
at 2022-01-25T01:10

豪爽喔

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-01-22T07:40

笑死我

By Michael
at 2022-01-25T01:10

這就是傳話遊戲的精髓吧xd

By Zanna
at 2022-01-22T07:40

笑死

By Rae
at 2022-01-25T01:10

？？大哥你怎麼做到的？

By Dora
at 2022-01-22T07:40

啥啦XDDD

By Vanessa
at 2022-01-25T01:10

賺爛了賺爛了

By Thomas
at 2022-01-22T07:40

EA有客服嗎我都找不到電話… 請問EA電話

By Queena
at 2022-01-25T01:10

賺爛了賺爛了

By Edith
at 2022-01-22T07:40

恭喜..？

By Sarah
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑死鬼神交接換遊戲變送遊戲

By Thomas
at 2022-01-22T07:40

不過遇到A那種會氣死，竟然直接掛電話

By Steve
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑死，賺欸

By Emma
at 2022-01-22T07:40

笑死賺爛

By Lydia
at 2022-01-25T01:10

太賺了吧

By Lydia
at 2022-01-22T07:40

??????

By Vanessa
at 2022-01-25T01:10

幹看到後面笑出來

By Thomas
at 2022-01-22T07:40

這篇是不是能濃縮為EA我大哥!!!!

By Carolina Franco
at 2022-01-25T01:10

幹有夠好笑

By Madame
at 2022-01-22T07:40

MASS EFFECT 3部曲：咦?

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-01-25T01:10

？？？

By Caitlin
at 2022-01-22T07:40

以為是黑特文，結果是高手秀操作

By Erin
at 2022-01-25T01:10

本來都準備好要噴EA了，看到最後變佛心公司是怎樣啦
XDD

By Brianna
at 2022-01-22T07:40

wait…

By Annie
at 2022-01-25T01:10

這個好屌

By Michael
at 2022-01-22T07:40

By Dorothy
at 2022-01-25T01:10

幹！這樣EA似乎很佛？

By Queena
at 2022-01-22T07:40

史上最成功洗白 [欸]

By Anthony
at 2022-01-25T01:10

等下突然佛心了

By Ethan
at 2022-01-22T07:40

XDDD

By Anthony
at 2022-01-25T01:10

這是來抱怨客服還是稱讚讓我們繼續看下去

By Xanthe
at 2022-01-22T07:40

賺爛了賺爛了

By Ethan
at 2022-01-25T01:10

幹超賺XD

By Connor
at 2022-01-22T07:40

不對啊好像不錯欸

By Leila
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑死

By Hardy
at 2022-01-22T07:40

三小XDDDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑噴

By Una
at 2022-01-22T07:40

看完第一段以為是會是60卡浪費掉沒拿到DAI，客服還一直

By Poppy
at 2022-01-25T01:10

推責任。
看完第三段 : 阿怎麼跟我想得不太一樣??

By Hardy
at 2022-01-22T07:40

？？恭喜XD？？

By Liam
at 2022-01-25T01:10

佛心公司

By Bethany
at 2022-01-22T07:40

幻之神技會吵的孩子有...

By Kyle
at 2022-01-25T01:10

???????????

By Frederica
at 2022-01-22T07:40

這只證明了EA客服很好騙，好騙到你不騙他都會被騙

By Frederic
at 2022-01-23T00:09

賺爛了

By Dinah
at 2022-01-22T07:40

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-01-25T01:10

30鎂，很便宜嗎

By Quintina
at 2022-01-22T07:40

神技XD

By Genevieve
at 2022-01-25T01:10

EA：我們最近怎麼洗白了客服你們有頭緒嗎？

By Caroline
at 2022-01-22T07:40

不錯啊哈哈哈哈

By Ivy
at 2022-01-25T01:10

不錯阿,至少你找的到,我找不到直接砍掉,還是steam好用

By Faithe
at 2022-01-22T07:40

金斧頭銀斧頭嗎？笑死我了

By Irma
at 2022-01-25T01:10

感謝原PO讓大家笑出來XD

By Doris
at 2022-01-22T07:40

厲害了

By Bethany
at 2022-01-25T01:10

可惡好賺你真的用英文說的嗎!!!

By Oscar
at 2022-01-22T07:40

As is: 花EA幣60+刷卡4元買FAI
To be：花29.99 買Mass+DAI(沒花EA60)

By Frederica
at 2022-01-25T01:10

太神了XDDDDD

By Bennie
at 2022-01-22T07:40

...

By Joe
at 2022-01-25T01:10

??????

By Frederic
at 2022-01-22T07:40

?????? 幹我看了什麼

By Rachel
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑死

By Heather
at 2022-01-22T07:40

？？？這哪招

By Jessica
at 2022-01-25T01:10

這是什麼操作？！

By Joseph
at 2022-01-22T07:40

某個程度上來說這也算的上是社交工程師會成功的原因
吧XD

By Adele
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑死

By Ivy
at 2022-01-22T07:40

這個回饋客戶的方法，創意滿分

By Jacky
at 2022-01-23T00:09

等等發生什麼事了XD？

By Leila
at 2022-01-22T07:40

By Carolina Franco
at 2022-01-25T01:10

這操作太強了

By Audriana
at 2022-01-22T07:40

你就當成是EA為了客服A掛你電話的賠償(?)

By Ina
at 2022-01-25T01:10

學到了,原來客服要這樣用

By Robert
at 2022-01-22T07:40

???????

By Ina
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑死

By Thomas
at 2022-01-22T07:40

三小 XD

By Susan
at 2022-01-25T01:10

...

By Caroline
at 2022-01-22T07:40

哈，這客服超好的好嗎，五星

By Valerie
at 2022-01-25T01:10

我到底看了三小XDDD

By Ivy
at 2022-01-22T07:40

XDDDD

By Damian
at 2022-01-25T01:10

？？？？？？

By Elvira
at 2022-01-22T07:40

這是我今年看過最有意思的超展開

By Elvira
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑了 XD

By Jessica
at 2022-01-22T07:40

有點突然

By Sandy
at 2022-01-25T01:10

就是補償掛電話的呀

By Blanche
at 2022-01-22T07:40

美國人不意外

By Lauren
at 2022-01-25T01:10

不錯簡單粗暴

By Leila
at 2022-01-22T07:40

標點…符號…

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-01-25T01:10

我管客服的原則就是ㄍㄋㄇ送爆

By Olivia
at 2022-01-22T07:40

經典

By Caitlin
at 2022-01-25T01:10

這甚麼爛客服...咦?

By John
at 2022-01-22T07:40

我好像知道怎麼買遊戲了 =..=

By Zora
at 2022-01-25T01:10

???

By Agatha
at 2022-01-22T07:40

賺爛

By Madame
at 2022-01-25T01:10

嘉播是你?

By Carolina Franco
at 2022-01-22T07:40

賺爛了賺爛了wwwww

By James
at 2022-01-25T01:10

好佛啊

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-01-22T07:40

原來EA遊戲要這樣買啊（筆記

By James
at 2022-01-25T01:10

笑死

By Carol
at 2022-01-22T07:40

薛翻耶

跟EA客服講話真的會腦溢血 - Steam

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