首先是尾王的希瓦洗白
因為倒讚數太多(4.5k/14k)，已經魔獸官方被設定為不公開
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evGkiiUac2M
(更：版友提醒，一開始就沒公開)
1.I'm just gonna pretend that Sargeras missed that sword stab, and the main
Warcraft storyline ended with Legion.
(我會假裝薩格拉斯沒有捅艾醬一刀，魔獸世界的主要故事線在軍團就結束了)
2.Sylvanas will stand trial in Pandaria.
(希瓦納斯會在潘達大陸受審)
3.The Jailer wants to reboot reality because even he knows how terrible the
writing is.
(杰樂也想要重啟現實因為他知道這故事寫得太爛了)
4.Blizzard writers trying to play 9d chess with their story when they can't
even figure out checkers
(BZ編劇想要在故事玩九維度的西洋象棋，但他們連跳棋怎麼玩都不知道)
5.Please fire your writers
6."Serve" is the new "Martha"
(「服侍」跟BvS中的「瑪莎」一樣)
7.Even the Jailer hates the Shadowland. He was eager to leave!
(杰樂也很討厭暗影之境，他想離開了)
8.Vol'jin died for this.
9.Blizzard managed to anger both fans and haters of Sylvanas with this.
Amazing.
(暴雪同時激怒了希瓦粉跟希瓦黑，太神啦)
10.you guys should feel bad for such abysmall writing, id rather have the jailer
win.
(你們大夥該為這糟糕的寫作難過，我寧可杰樂贏)
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這是小吼獲釋的動畫
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nb3q1oROOg
來自Wowhead,讚數壓倒性的超越了倒讚 (7602/347)
1.Best 51 seconds of Shadowlands. Fanfic levels of ridiculousness that is so
bad it becomes good again
(九版最好的51秒動畫，同人小說級別的荒謬，這實在太糟了所以反而又好起來)
2.Smart move for Garrosh to break the 4th wall and unsub from Shadowlands
(聰明的小吼打破了第四面牆而且不再包月了)
3.The one true Warchief.
(真正的大酋長)
4.garrosh is the only one who yells"FOR THE HORDE"and rly mean it
(小吼是真正喊「為了部落」而且說到做到的人)
5.Don't worry guys
It's better for him to leave now! Otherwise he might hear about the Vulperas
in the Horde..!
(大家別擔心，他離開還是比較好的，不然他會聽到狐狸人現在在部落......)
6.True chad. Didn't submit to the court, didn't submit to the Venthyr, didn't
submit to the Jailer and his best tormentor. And most importantly, didn't
submit to Steve Danuser and left the story on his terms.
(真正的鋼鐵直男，不屈服於分類帽、不屈服於凡席爾、不屈服於杰樂跟他的好夥伴
而且最重要的，不屈於編劇且在編劇在任時離開了wow)
7.Great send off, but I'll never forgive the wasted potential of Garrosh.
(很棒的領便當，但我不會忘記在小吼這角色上所浪費的潛力)
8."I choose death!”
(爐石梗：我選擇死亡)
9.I love how he called Thrall a coward. Because he is.
(我喜歡他稱索爾為一個懦夫，因為索爾就是懦夫)
註：老外普遍都挺喜歡小吼的，不知道是9版太爛的反差還是喜歡Chad?
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因為倒讚數太多(4.5k/14k)，已經魔獸官方被設定為不公開
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evGkiiUac2M
1.I'm just gonna pretend that Sargeras missed that sword stab, and the main
Warcraft storyline ended with Legion.
(我會假裝薩格拉斯沒有捅艾醬一刀，魔獸世界的主要故事線在軍團就結束了)
2.Sylvanas will stand trial in Pandaria.
(希瓦納斯會在潘達大陸受審)
3.The Jailer wants to reboot reality because even he knows how terrible the
writing is.
(杰樂也想要重啟現實因為他知道這故事寫得太爛了)
4.Blizzard writers trying to play 9d chess with their story when they can't
even figure out checkers
(BZ編劇想要在故事玩九維度的西洋象棋，但他們連跳棋怎麼玩都不知道)
5.Please fire your writers
6."Serve" is the new "Martha"
(「服侍」跟BvS中的「瑪莎」一樣)
7.Even the Jailer hates the Shadowland. He was eager to leave!
(杰樂也很討厭暗影之境，他想離開了)
8.Vol'jin died for this.
9.Blizzard managed to anger both fans and haters of Sylvanas with this.
Amazing.
(暴雪同時激怒了希瓦粉跟希瓦黑，太神啦)
10.you guys should feel bad for such abysmall writing, id rather have the jailer
win.
(你們大夥該為這糟糕的寫作難過，我寧可杰樂贏)
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這是小吼獲釋的動畫
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nb3q1oROOg
1.Best 51 seconds of Shadowlands. Fanfic levels of ridiculousness that is so
bad it becomes good again
(九版最好的51秒動畫，同人小說級別的荒謬，這實在太糟了所以反而又好起來)
2.Smart move for Garrosh to break the 4th wall and unsub from Shadowlands
(聰明的小吼打破了第四面牆而且不再包月了)
3.The one true Warchief.
(真正的大酋長)
4.garrosh is the only one who yells"FOR THE HORDE"and rly mean it
(小吼是真正喊「為了部落」而且說到做到的人)
5.Don't worry guys
It's better for him to leave now! Otherwise he might hear about the Vulperas
in the Horde..!
(大家別擔心，他離開還是比較好的，不然他會聽到狐狸人現在在部落......)
6.True chad. Didn't submit to the court, didn't submit to the Venthyr, didn't
submit to the Jailer and his best tormentor. And most importantly, didn't
submit to Steve Danuser and left the story on his terms.
(真正的鋼鐵直男，不屈服於分類帽、不屈服於凡席爾、不屈服於杰樂跟他的好夥伴
而且最重要的，不屈於編劇且在編劇在任時離開了wow)
7.Great send off, but I'll never forgive the wasted potential of Garrosh.
(很棒的領便當，但我不會忘記在小吼這角色上所浪費的潛力)
8."I choose death!”
(爐石梗：我選擇死亡)
9.I love how he called Thrall a coward. Because he is.
(我喜歡他稱索爾為一個懦夫，因為索爾就是懦夫)
註：老外普遍都挺喜歡小吼的，不知道是9版太爛的反差還是喜歡Chad?
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