[笑話] 轉載的..網咖臨檢時別玩cs阿 - Steam

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By Mason
at 2007-06-10T11:39

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]

作者: brkx (雷) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 轉載的..網咖臨檢時別玩cs阿
時間: Sat Jun 9 22:35:18 2007

以下是轉來的
不是我個人經驗歐@@"


有一次在網咖玩CS，那個網咖共有分裡面和外面，外面一間，裡面一間。

不巧地碰到一群警察來臨檢。

網咖老闆看到警察來了，連忙叫最外面的那間房把所有機器都停了。

當他正和那些警察說話的時候......
突然聽到裡面那間有人吼了一句 : [怎麼這麼多警察啊??找死！]

那些警察當時臉色就變了。

老闆看到了連忙解釋說他們正在玩遊戲。
然後繼續交談，檢查證件，查完了之後，大部分警察都走了。
剩下一個警察他好像跟老闆認識 ，談著談著......






突然聽到裡間又喊了：[就剩下一個警察啦。一起上~用刀子捅死他......]

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at 2007-06-29T16:48
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at 2007-09-28T22:31
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這好幾年的笑話嚕 回味
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at 2007-11-03T15:26
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By Kyle
at 2007-11-04T22:41
這好像是在巴哈還是哪裡有人貼過的= =
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By Megan
at 2007-11-06T12:31
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請問一下： 我的cs在遇到換畫面時，比方說轉角時，有時會頓一下。這種感覺就像是你的畫面還在動 ，但是準心卻一時沒有動作，這是怎麼回事？這樣的情況尤其發生在aztec這種大畫面的 地圖。當我的畫面要轉到另一個角度時或轉角時就會發生(有人懂我這樣解釋的意思嗎)， 這已經困擾我一陣子了，每次都因為滑鼠慢了一點，然後 ...