[眼殘] Ptt我對不起你……冏 - 任天堂

By Elvira
at 2007-04-01T14:32

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作者: chiochio (zzzzZZZZZ) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [眼殘] Ptt我對不起你……冏
時間: Sat Mar 31 22:04:13 2007

最近，老犯眼殘+腦殘的毛病，

之前看到雅虎的新聞標題「百視達搞鬼？美潛艦離奇失聯」

滿心疑惑：這和百視達有什麼關係？

（一邊懷疑，一邊在腦中浮現百視達的招牌）

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..........................?

定睛一看，才發現是「百慕達搞鬼？美潛艦離奇失聯」

.......= =......

=====================以上都不重要=====================

日前到師大附中考試，

進入試場坐定位後，

本想邊吃早餐邊盯著筆記做最後掙扎，

可是卻總是有看沒有到，眼睛看到的只是「字群」，無法形成有意義的句子.....

頭腦當機，無法存取.....冏rz|||

我只好把視線從低頭盯著筆記轉向整個教室，

欣賞欣賞教室裡的佈置。

就在視線掃過窗戶時，

赫然發現一片玻璃上以立可白寫著「Ptt」，

(考試的時候不可能帶相機，我的手機也沒照相功能，只好大略畫個樣子)

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心想：嗯，沒錯，我知道Ptt鄉民中也有高中生，

「Ptt」出現在玻璃上的塗鴉，這是合理的。(點頭)

在陌生的異地，看到熟悉的Ptt，

就好像在國外看到7-11一樣，令人從心底湧出一股溫暖~

於是，每當我考完一科，便會抬頭看一兩眼Ptt，

就好像多看幾眼，便能感受到Ptt給我的安定、平靜的力量~

考完上午兩科，我吃著午餐，

忍不住又轉頭盯著玻璃上的Ptt發呆.....

.................=▁=

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突然之間，我發現了一個令人震驚的事實：

這不是Ptt，這是一個字形寫得比較圓的「屁」字啊!!!!!!

ε(￣□￣)3 !!!!

Ptt，我對不起你，認識你這麼久了，

居然還把你和「屁」字搞錯……冏rz

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Tags: 任天堂

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By Lucy
at 2007-04-02T05:01

扮演著眼殘和腦殘的演員

By Skylar Davis
at 2007-04-05T03:04

原來現在正在上屁的笨版......

By Doris
at 2007-04-06T14:56

有笑有推~~XDD

By Aaliyah
at 2007-04-08T14:32

so cute :)

By Sierra Rose
at 2007-04-12T09:01

你今天屁了嗎？

By Sierra Rose
at 2007-04-15T07:47

XDDDDDDD

By Rae
at 2007-04-18T23:00

酷!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Gary
at 2007-04-19T14:22

怎麼那麼少人推？超酷的啊！

By Yedda
at 2007-04-22T13:12

有笑有推囉XD

By Daniel
at 2007-04-23T20:32

有笑有推~~XDD

By Daniel
at 2007-04-28T14:36

鄉民們都愛上"屁"~這個好好笑

By Hedda
at 2007-05-02T17:20

這個太好笑了,不讓他爆太不應該

By Genevieve
at 2007-05-07T04:53

還滿好笑的啊XDDDD

By Olivia
at 2007-05-08T12:02

屁~

By Skylar Davis
at 2007-05-10T05:10

屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁屁

By Zanna
at 2007-05-14T09:58

我今天上了屁~~2小時

By Michael
at 2007-05-18T19:17

還有屁兔跟屁仙喔XDDD

By Gilbert
at 2007-05-22T05:26

屁= =

By Hedda
at 2007-05-23T15:26

有笑有推.你今天屁了嗎?XD

By Faithe
at 2007-05-27T13:24

部長:"屁"的意思就是Ptt

By Olga
at 2007-05-27T19:15

上站畫面:歡迎各位來到屁的世界～ XDDDDDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2007-05-31T15:55

原來大家都在上屁..= =

By David
at 2007-06-05T15:53

肛了他

By Lucy
at 2007-06-08T19:28

那誰的屁借我上一下?

By Iris
at 2007-06-11T19:30

樓上正解...PTT的緣起就是屁字啊@@

By Heather
at 2007-06-12T16:15

GOOD!!!!

By Joseph
at 2007-06-15T20:24

By Gilbert
at 2007-06-16T01:03

By Megan
at 2007-06-17T03:14

原來起源就是屁啊?上屁長知識!!

By Edith
at 2007-06-20T16:59

XDDDD

By Xanthe
at 2007-06-24T09:16

原來大家都是再同一個屁裡頭長大的....

By Eden
at 2007-06-25T11:26

謝謝樓上,著就是ptt的由來啊... 屁兔~~

By Lauren
at 2007-06-29T01:49

原來如此...

By Harry
at 2007-06-30T11:06

Ptt：口桀結口桀口桀，既然被你識破了......

By Caitlin
at 2007-07-02T02:52

幹!!真的很像耶!!有時放會屁不出來呢~~~

By Valerie
at 2007-07-03T05:14

By Iris
at 2007-07-06T12:13

讓它爆吧~它讓我一解"屁"的身世之謎!

By James
at 2007-07-09T10:54

XDDDDDDDDDdd

By Noah
at 2007-07-12T03:05

上屁長知識XDDDDD

By Andy
at 2007-07-16T04:45

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2007-07-19T08:37

原來大家都是屁民

By Emily
at 2007-07-20T00:04

英漢大辭典：PTT[piˋ]屁!

By John
at 2007-07-24T01:12

以後PTT會簡稱叫，「屁」?哈~~

By Olga
at 2007-07-27T20:18

有好笑到 XD~

By Charlie
at 2007-07-28T15:29

XDDDD

By Frederica
at 2007-07-31T23:42

天呀~~我不敢上屁的food版了T__T~

By Regina
at 2007-08-04T11:15

XD
>"<手殘推錯等等推回來

By Liam
at 2007-08-09T09:10

偶係屁鄉民

By Isabella
at 2007-08-09T15:36

XDDDD

By Brianna
at 2007-08-10T22:38

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jessica
at 2007-08-15T13:11

推拉哈哈阿

By Steve
at 2007-08-19T17:30

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Donna
at 2007-08-20T13:20

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2007-08-21T06:36

Lalabeauty 快推回來喔

By Hedy
at 2007-08-24T05:03

= =
幹嘛叫我啦

By Doris
at 2007-08-26T18:08

呵呵呵XDD

By Franklin
at 2007-08-27T01:03

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Doris
at 2007-08-27T16:30

所以原po在考試時都是"屁"來舒緩心情~~XDDDDD

By Freda
at 2007-08-29T02:17

你今天屁了嗎？

By Candice
at 2007-08-30T12:23

推！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2007-09-04T07:49

都好笑

By Irma
at 2007-09-07T06:34

你今天屁了嗎？

By Olivia
at 2007-09-08T14:31

原來屁可以給原PO的安定、平靜的力量~

By Rachel
at 2007-09-12T10:22

推推

By Lucy
at 2007-09-13T08:45

今天你屁了嗎?

By Doris
at 2007-09-15T20:01

可是我看到你畫的簡易圖就知道是"屁"了~"~

By Rachel
at 2007-09-16T09:24

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Poppy
at 2007-09-20T10:49

保安保安~可以讓人屁了又屁屁了又屁的嗎?

By Margaret
at 2007-09-20T16:31

推ptt就是屁XD

By Jake
at 2007-09-24T05:20

看到你畫的簡易圖就知道是"屁"+1

By Irma
at 2007-09-26T03:34

你今天屁了嗎?我看到屁的歷史啦！\(^▽^)/

By Enid
at 2007-09-28T04:47

屁推

By Delia
at 2007-09-29T17:09

原來如此..(恍然大悟貌)

By Odelette
at 2007-10-01T20:05

我覺得我在見證歷史呢~以後這大概就是"屁"的由來吧!!!

By Anonymous
at 2007-10-04T00:02

屁推！

By Agatha
at 2007-10-06T06:12

By William
at 2007-10-10T17:08

推！XD

By Genevieve
at 2007-10-10T23:58

哈哈哈哈

By Daniel
at 2007-10-15T20:16

以後笨版又多了一個不成文的笑點XDDDD

By Michael
at 2007-10-19T15:48

所以Ptt是甲骨文的一種嗎... (筆記)

By Emma
at 2007-10-20T09:50

我論這會成為另一個經典XDDDD

By Tracy
at 2007-10-20T19:18

這大概就是屁的由來～～～～～～～

By Lauren
at 2007-10-24T07:15

有笑有推XD

By Rebecca
at 2007-10-27T18:14

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Queena
at 2007-10-29T07:42

你今天上屁了嗎XD

By Isla
at 2007-10-30T11:26

好笑

By Kyle
at 2007-11-03T23:25

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2007-11-05T04:32

XDDDDDDDDD 屁兔跟屁仙XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2007-11-09T06:58

XDDDDDDD

By Joseph
at 2007-11-11T03:42

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ophelia
at 2007-11-14T16:07

屁!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Odelette
at 2007-11-18T00:52

有笑有推XD

By Barb Cronin
at 2007-11-18T12:27

唉....PTT又有新解了.....

By Doris
at 2007-11-22T19:50

該不會這就是Ptt的真正典故吧XD

By Connor
at 2007-11-27T04:42

我笑了XD

By David
at 2007-11-29T23:47

上PTT=上屁=肛了他

By Erin
at 2007-12-04T16:43

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2007-12-05T21:44

By Carolina Franco
at 2007-12-10T16:42

你今天屁了嗎？

By Zora
at 2007-12-14T11:30

大家愛Ptt=大家愛肛 = =?! 莫名想吐...

By Ingrid
at 2007-12-16T21:31

By Queena
at 2007-12-18T02:20

你今天肛了嗎

By Audriana
at 2007-12-21T19:47

很久沒來PTT~脫肛很久了~

By Madame
at 2007-12-25T04:15

你今天屁了嗎

By Ingrid
at 2007-12-25T10:36

幫爆

By Agatha
at 2007-12-26T20:25

請看 joke 1649篇

By Frederic
at 2007-12-29T20:28

By Eden
at 2007-12-31T11:02

By Yuri
at 2008-01-01T20:39

幫爆~~XD

By Una
at 2008-01-05T16:42

妳今天屁了嗎？來上個屁吧！XD

By Ingrid
at 2008-01-07T08:31

PTT的由來

By Yuri
at 2008-01-08T11:46

你今天屁了嗎？來上個屁吧！有瞎到...XDDD

By Wallis
at 2008-01-13T08:48

XDDD

By Rosalind
at 2008-01-13T23:44

看你畫的我就覺得很像屁了

By Donna
at 2008-01-18T13:23

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Una
at 2008-01-23T10:30

從此以後，ＰＴＴ的縮寫就是．．．屁！！！

By Valerie
at 2008-01-27T07:36

屁XD

By Valerie
at 2008-01-28T12:08

XDDDDDDDD原來我們都沉迷在屁中啊

By Kyle
at 2008-01-29T01:37

屁XD

By Sandy
at 2008-02-02T14:56

喔喔

By Thomas
at 2008-02-04T08:45

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2008-02-08T13:59

有笑到呦

By Frederica
at 2008-02-09T15:07

好諷刺喔～～我們每天在屁～

By Puput
at 2008-02-12T06:58

不推對的起良心嗎???

By Ophelia
at 2008-02-13T00:26

靠！真的是太好笑了！學姐po文功力一流啊！
不愧是資深的笨板鄉民！！！！

By Xanthe
at 2008-02-14T09:26

屁.......XDDD你今天屁了嗎？XDDDDD

By Ophelia
at 2008-02-19T01:31

即將上映災難片:大腸浩劫 ←這句話不是在指屁吧..= =

By Adele
at 2008-02-19T15:38

XDDDD

By Connor
at 2008-02-23T21:44

話說那好像是我以前的教室...XD

By Carolina Franco
at 2008-02-25T08:21

老梗了吧

By Elvira
at 2008-02-25T20:12

老在哪?

By Belly
at 2008-02-26T23:01

有笑有推~~

By Daph Bay
at 2008-03-02T22:03

XDDDDDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2008-03-07T12:00

XDDDDD

By Caroline
at 2008-03-11T13:49

我笑了，所以要推一下

By Zanna
at 2008-03-12T19:15

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Noah
at 2008-03-16T15:38

透露一下哪一班的吧! 哪個學弟妹這麼搞笑?! 呵呵!!!

By Jake
at 2008-03-17T01:39

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Andy
at 2008-03-20T21:28

原來如此原來如此這就是ptt的由來阿(筆記)

By Kristin
at 2008-03-21T16:46

滿好笑的耶有創意

By Faithe
at 2008-03-26T01:36

附中人幫推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Emma
at 2008-03-26T07:27

笑死我了~~!!!!

By Ida
at 2008-03-28T21:29

By Ina
at 2008-03-31T22:55

原來如此原來如此這就是ptt的由來阿(筆記)

By Ula
at 2008-04-04T20:21

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rachel
at 2008-04-08T00:01

屁-ON LINE 歡迎大家試上

By Skylar Davis
at 2008-04-10T17:50

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ina
at 2008-04-11T11:45

你今天屁了嗎?

By Tom
at 2008-04-15T14:17

今天學的好多好多>"<

By Freda
at 2008-04-19T12:51

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zenobia
at 2008-04-22T16:08

好好笑XDD 借轉謝謝你

By Caroline
at 2008-04-25T20:03

等下...那間教室好像是我以前用過的耶!
我記得我座位右邊有個屁

By Harry
at 2008-04-28T08:27

妳這樣一說我才發現ptt還真像屁

By Adele
at 2008-05-02T01:13

有創意要推

By Edith
at 2008-05-04T02:03

推 "感受到Ptt給我的安定、平靜的力量~"XDDDD ( ′-`)y-～

By Charlotte
at 2008-05-08T17:20

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ida
at 2008-05-08T19:20

妳畫的好像喔

By Agatha
at 2008-05-10T13:09

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2008-05-13T08:10

你今天屁了嗎?

By Brianna
at 2008-05-17T11:30

肛了他!

By Olivia
at 2008-05-20T18:23

我看了三次這..和任天堂有關係嗎？

By Linda
at 2008-05-23T11:17

我不知道...

By Jacky
at 2008-05-26T11:41

樓上和樓樓上的ID真有趣......

By Doris
at 2008-05-27T19:51

我也研究很久確定跟任天堂沒關

By Agnes
at 2008-05-31T02:05

唯一有關係的就是任板也在屁裡

By Hardy
at 2008-06-03T20:46

會想轉貼紙是希望大家知道屁的由來畢竟大家也都在這快

By Kristin
at 2008-06-06T04:29

樂的放屁不是啦!快樂的發表言論啦!如版主認為不妥就砍吧!

By Sarah
at 2008-06-06T06:41

跟任版無關耶

By Brianna
at 2008-06-10T09:24

雖然跟任版無關，不過和PTT關係很大@@

By Agatha
at 2008-06-14T05:36

在這裡快樂的"放屁"??!!

By Irma
at 2008-06-16T10:12

跟任版無關吧...

By Jake
at 2008-06-19T13:48

你今天屁了嗎？

By Kelly
at 2008-06-23T23:45

(大驚)我一直以為是站長怕老婆所以............

[眼殘] Ptt我對不起你……冏 - 任天堂

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