[無言]翹班是不對的 - 魔術方塊

Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2007-04-08T19:22

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]

作者: daleleu (--以上為智障名單--) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 不吃就不吃
時間: Wed Apr 4 21:40:12 2007



今天中午,

翹班參加了rubiks版的版聚,

結束後, 準備回公司上班,

肚子很餓, 就外帶了一份三號餐,

店員貼心的幫我裝成兩袋,

可樂一袋, 雞塊薯條一袋,

我就拎著兩著紙袋,

開心的去牽我的銀絲捲號(機車名)



大家都知道,

公館麥當勞前面總是找不到停車位,

所以我的車是硬擠停進去的,

要牽出來也是很困難,

手上提著3號餐實在沒辦法把車牽出來,



所以,

我把3號餐放在地上,

努力的把我的愛車直直的拖出來,



費了一番功夫,

車出來了,

我就順手轉個龍頭,

再將車子反覆的前後移動

把車推向路邊,



daleleu(默想) : "幹, 今天怎麼感覺車子推不動....?"


戴上安全帽,

我在腳邊看到了一個咖啡色的紙袋..

....

..









原來,

推不動的原因,

是我來回碾了我了三號餐好幾次.



我拿起紙袋,

打開來看,

然後,

在新生南路上呆站了5分鐘,


因為,

我看到六塊雞被壓成雞肉薄片,

薯條被壓成麵線糊,

糖醋醬像噴屎一樣, 弄的全部都是,



所以,

我呆站著考慮要吹著冷風當場吃完,

or 拿回公司一邊被同事笑一邊吃.



最後

我股起勇氣拿回公司,

躲在角落默默的吃,

一邊吃一邊笑,

daleleu(心想) : "這大概是今天最白癡的事了吧"



吃完後,

丟完垃圾, 突然想起,


"阿我的可樂哩?"



ya~

我的另一袋可樂

還放在新生南路的柏油路上,

沒拿回來.





各位版友有經過的話, 幫我留意一下,

如果還在,

就請看到的笨版版友喝吧.


>_<




daleleu

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All Comments

Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2007-04-10T09:49
街友:我不是笨版鄉民也可以喝嗎?課以嗎?課以嗎?
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2007-04-11T23:45
來~乾拉!!順拉!!
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2007-04-15T17:00
哈哈哈 我快笑死了!! (狂拍桌子ing) XDDDD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2007-04-17T09:30
我的嘴角...
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2007-04-21T16:39
糖醋醬像噴屎一樣, 弄的全部都是,<=形容的好傳神阿XDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2007-04-25T20:01
XDDD 你不會在吃的時候感覺口渴嗎XD?今天最笨非你莫屬XDDD
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2007-04-28T13:34
XDDDD 好可憐
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2007-05-02T12:49
XDDDD 雞肉餅
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2007-05-07T02:51
糖醋醬像噴屎一樣, 弄的全部都是
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2007-05-09T11:53
我一個人吃了一份B餐(六塊雞桶)....
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2007-05-14T11:06
一百分
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2007-05-17T18:59
八樓的 再沾點片包粉去炸就變無骨雞排了
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2007-05-18T15:21
XDDDD 形容得真是太好笑了
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2007-05-20T23:40
XDDDDDD我笑了^^
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By Bennie
at 2007-05-24T18:14
阿呆…
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By Catherine
at 2007-05-25T09:10
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Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2007-05-26T13:48
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Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2007-05-26T17:28
形容的太好了XDDDD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2007-05-29T07:40
XD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2007-06-02T17:35
小仙女的愛心嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2007-06-04T12:40
XD~~你會不會太可憐~~
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By Agatha
at 2007-06-07T04:30
XDDDDDDDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2007-06-07T23:03
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD今天正好吃麥當勞的我…給你同情卡
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2007-06-11T14:39
我也洨了...哈哈哈
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By Elma
at 2007-06-13T23:37
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By Gilbert
at 2007-06-18T00:07
有囧到
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By Necoo
at 2007-06-21T15:49
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By Annie
at 2007-06-23T01:17
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By Audriana
at 2007-06-24T14:06
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By Iris
at 2007-06-25T01:09
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By Zenobia
at 2007-06-27T09:30
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我忍不住爽朗的大笑了
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2007-06-29T09:23
薄皮嫩雞好吃嗎
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2007-07-04T06:28
XDDDDDDDDDD 好笑,好笑到了極點阿~~~
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2007-07-06T10:23
心酸血淚史, 我也不知道為什麼po出來會變這麼搞笑
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2007-07-08T22:06
超優的...敘事方式好 也有差吧... 有股淡淡的哀愁啊...
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2007-07-13T10:29
街友:感謝同學的宵夜.....................( ′▽`)-o█
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By Jacky
at 2007-07-17T04:18
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2007-07-21T01:29
糖醋醬像噴屎一樣, 弄的全部都是 ← 讓他變新版標吧~
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2007-07-24T09:22
看到糖醋醬那行就不小心笑了
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2007-07-26T09:01
超爆笑的笨!! I 服了 U !! XD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2007-07-27T03:51
噴屎?? 妳他媽騙鬼啊XDDD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2007-07-28T07:07
還好不是米漢堡..不然輾三次都變成麻糬了XD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2007-07-30T12:28
因為那個顏色吧... 還有外力的擠壓... 想想 真的很像拉
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By Frederic
at 2007-08-03T15:29
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Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2007-08-07T15:49
今天也吃麥當當 同情+一票
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2007-08-12T12:14
還好不是米漢堡..不然輾三次都變成麻糬了XD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2007-08-16T20:31
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
John avatar
By John
at 2007-08-17T14:26
推~~挖哈哈哈哈哈~
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2007-08-18T23:13
XD
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By Joe
at 2007-08-23T02:29
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By Frederic
at 2007-08-24T17:59
XDD
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By William
at 2007-08-26T02:31
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By John
at 2007-08-29T14:09
XDDDDDD
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By Audriana
at 2007-09-02T06:30
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2007-09-05T09:07
推還好不是米漢堡..不然輾三次都變成麻糬了XD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2007-09-07T06:29
麵線糊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2007-09-07T17:07
[震怒]牽機車時弄翻後方可樂,被警察伯伯留下來清理
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By Yedda
at 2007-09-09T04:50
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By Ophelia
at 2007-09-13T22:51
XDDD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2007-09-18T06:24
狂笑不已啊~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Kama
at 2007-09-21T22:36
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By Eden
at 2007-09-24T12:04
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By Liam
at 2007-09-27T15:12
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George avatar
By George
at 2007-09-27T17:32
囧rz...可是還是想笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2007-09-28T21:40
~"~好可憐
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By Yuri
at 2007-09-30T21:30
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Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2007-09-30T23:26
XDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2007-10-03T23:03
推麻糬XD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2007-10-06T11:37
真的有笨到...
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2007-10-11T05:41
你會被麥當勞之神懲罰 o .o
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2007-10-12T14:01
也想推麻糬XD
James avatar
By James
at 2007-10-16T06:04
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Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2007-10-20T01:59
這個好笑!!
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2007-10-24T22:37
哈哈哈....我狂笑了一分鐘!!!!!
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2007-10-28T08:18
XDXDXDDD
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2007-10-31T23:10
XDD...這是所謂的現世報嗎...Y
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2007-11-01T15:27
好喝
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2007-11-05T02:07
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Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2007-11-06T07:53
哈哈~我笑了!好北七歐來回碾六塊雞....我牽車一定不會꜠
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2007-11-08T16:15
為什麼我的笑點是在可樂||
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2007-11-12T20:42
XXXD雞肉餅好吃嗎
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2007-11-17T18:15
超好笑
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2007-11-19T04:16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2007-11-22T13:34
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2007-11-24T08:27
其實妳是在吃早餐的薯餅吧= =+
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2007-11-25T10:12
輾三次哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Puput
at 2007-11-28T16:01
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2007-11-29T15:05
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑媽啊~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2007-12-04T08:03
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2007-12-06T12:18
借轉至網誌,跟我ID同
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2007-12-09T02:12
看到"放到地下 牽機車出來"時就有感覺三號餐會報銷XDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2007-12-10T02:56
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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By Daniel
at 2007-12-14T15:22
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By Zora
at 2007-12-15T07:57
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By Frederica
at 2007-12-18T02:51
你好可憐
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By Edward Lewis
at 2007-12-20T02:10
XDDD
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By Hedda
at 2007-12-22T16:07
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By Hamiltion
at 2007-12-26T09:16
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Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2007-12-26T21:31
原來那杯是你的 !!!!!!(大悟)
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2007-12-29T09:09
濃縮雞肉餅應該不錯吧?
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2007-12-29T17:13
...
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2008-01-02T14:14
好迅速阿XD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2008-01-04T05:58
XD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2008-01-08T03:08
呵呵~
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2008-01-08T06:24
很好笑

4x4x4 prw04 93.543

Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2007-04-08T18:13
方塊:4x4x4 轉法:Fridrich Method 倒數:0秒 去頭尾紀錄:1 筆紀錄 日期:2007-04-08 18:09:10 Index Total 1 96.172 2 95.391 3 ...

桃園版聚

Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2007-04-08T17:57
我找不到人4/7 4/8都來桃園找版聚找了兩天找不到阿~ 下次還有嗎?不然我會完了 稱呼:阿以 平均40幾秒 血型b - ...

3x3x3 BlindFold aaabboy 106.141 附影片XD

Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2007-04-08T17:44
方塊:3x3x3 轉法:Blind Fold 倒數:15 日期:2007-4-7 11:56:37 1 106.141 轉亂樣本 1 L Band#39; F Rand#39; D2 Fand#39; U2 L2 R2 Dand#39; F2 Uand#39; F2 R Dand#39; Fand#39 ...

心得

Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2007-04-08T17:40
懶 (全文完) 如果這樣大概會被砍死所以還是簡單寫一下好了 orz 早上丟了delala之後就確定今天中午有版聚, 於是就衝過去啦, 到了時候就看到一堆人,首先認出來的是異類, 然後鄭咩突然跑過來「ㄟㄟOrz耶,真的完全認不出來」... 我也認不出來阿...那髮型實在太 ...

4/7版聚小比賽紀錄

Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2007-04-08T15:49
3x3x3 1st Name 1 2 3 4 5 avg 鳳梨 64.18 65.67 (56.32) 64.51 [DNF] 64.79 小Q 23 ...