[無言] 今天去東區 - 天堂

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]

作者: TKelevens (全面挑戰) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 今天去東區
時間: Thu Dec 6 21:57:58 2007


今晚跟人約在東區 敦化 & 忠孝 路口的 Haagen-Dazs

我快走到的時候 , 打個電話給他問他到哪了

我用新買的藍牙耳機 , SAMSUNG , 很小 , 約兩個小拇指節 , 耳塞式 , 無 U 型勾

我走到馬路口要過馬路時 , 剛好碰紅燈 , 我是沒趕上

只好站在路口講電話

因為風很大 , 頭髮被吹很亂 , 我撥了一下頭髮

幹 !! 把耳機撥掉了 , 咚咚咚 就掉進我腳邊的水溝蓋裡

我超驚慌 , 而且對方仍在線上

我看看沒有來車 , 趕快蹲下把眼睛湊近水溝蓋看看我的全新藍牙耳機哪去了

咚咚咚

我的手機從襯衫口袋順勢滑出 , 也掉進水溝蓋

幹 !! 無解了

可是我朋友仍在線上吧

我把嘴巴湊近水溝蓋旁朝著下面大喊

" 喂 ~ 先這樣啦 ~ 你先掛掉 , 等等 Haagen-Dazs 見 "

這時候我站起身來

身後已經站滿一堆也要等過馬路的人

他們都在看著我呢 ...


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All Comments

James avatarJames2007-12-09
本日最笨XDD
Donna avatarDonna2007-12-10
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ina avatarIna2007-12-11
本日最笨+1
Mary avatarMary2007-12-13
(狂笑)
Damian avatarDamian2007-12-14
那最後手機有撿回來嗎?
Todd Johnson avatarTodd Johnson2007-12-18
原po有錢人~高級手機掉了還去吃哈跟
Brianna avatarBrianna2007-12-18
好昂貴的笨點 Q__Q
Rebecca avatarRebecca2007-12-22
咍哈哈哈!!!原來我朋友說的蠢蛋是你呀~~XDDDDD(狂笑)
Jacob avatarJacob2007-12-26
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Freda avatarFreda2007-12-29
你是跟料理鼠王約好的吧?
Selena avatarSelena2008-01-02
超好笑的~ 對著水溝蓋講話
Andy avatarAndy2008-01-03
哈~(大笑)來笨版的第一推~~~我笑出來了XDDDD
Andy avatarAndy2008-01-04
靠腰 有沒有那麼雖阿...
Hazel avatarHazel2008-01-07
有夠好笑....蠻慘的.........
Ursula avatarUrsula2008-01-10
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caroline avatarCaroline2008-01-13
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Elvira avatarElvira2008-01-14
其實水溝蓋下面有烏龜
William avatarWilliam2008-01-18
PYPY
Faithe avatarFaithe2008-01-18
本日最笨+1XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Donna avatarDonna2008-01-22
哈 哈哈哈哈
Rae avatarRae2008-01-24
好好笑哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kyle avatarKyle2008-01-28
XDDDD 笨蛋
Kumar avatarKumar2008-01-29
笑到氣喘快發 不推不行啦
Regina avatarRegina2008-02-01
本日最笨+1
Ula avatarUla2008-02-06
噴錢噴大了
Oscar avatarOscar2008-02-08
好酷!
Dinah avatarDinah2008-02-12
喂 ~ 先這樣啦 ~ 你先掛掉 , 等等下水道見!
Kyle avatarKyle2008-02-14
XD 真的還蠻慘的
Hedda avatarHedda2008-02-19
XDDDDDDDDD
Michael avatarMichael2008-02-19
原PO:好在那隻是3210…藍芽只是我得幻覺
Puput avatarPuput2008-02-23
幸好原PO不是半夜在做這種事情........
Tom avatarTom2008-02-26
[超幹] 今天看到有人在約忍者龜去吃哈根大使
Lily avatarLily2008-02-27
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Victoria avatarVictoria2008-03-02
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD
Yedda avatarYedda2008-03-07
太好笑了
Olive avatarOlive2008-03-07
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rosalind avatarRosalind2008-03-09
忍者龜:幹!必勝客比較讚啦!
Queena avatarQueena2008-03-14
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Thomas avatarThomas2008-03-18
忍者龜: 有手機!! 剛好可以叫必勝客外賣
Charlie avatarCharlie2008-03-19
XD
Kelly avatarKelly2008-03-19
今日最好笑,哈哈
Frederic avatarFrederic2008-03-21
我把樓樓樓樓樓樓樓上看成哈根大便
Steve avatarSteve2008-03-25
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bethany avatarBethany2008-03-28
差點笑到咳死
Una avatarUna2008-03-29
XDDDDDDDDD
Charlotte avatarCharlotte2008-03-29
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kelly avatarKelly2008-04-02
超好笑!約米開朗基羅去吃哈根大屎吧!
Isla avatarIsla2008-04-03
慘 真的很慘
Oscar avatarOscar2008-04-05
XD 路人應該以為你有神經病…
Audriana avatarAudriana2008-04-08
XDXDDDDDDDDD 路人都嚇死了吧
Oliver avatarOliver2008-04-13
祝你明天順利
Odelette avatarOdelette2008-04-17
XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Steve avatarSteve2008-04-21
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Freda avatarFreda2008-04-23
有笑有推XDDD
Callum avatarCallum2008-04-26
xdxdxd
Dorothy avatarDorothy2008-04-29
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Todd Johnson avatarTodd Johnson2008-05-04
本日最好笑...我笑到岔氣XDDD
Oliver avatarOliver2008-05-06
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jessica avatarJessica2008-05-07
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD你和忍者龜是好朋友吼
Lydia avatarLydia2008-05-09
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quintina avatarQuintina2008-05-11
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hamiltion avatarHamiltion2008-05-14
今日最笨!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hedwig avatarHedwig2008-05-18
有笑有推~本日最笨XD
Genevieve avatarGenevieve2008-05-18
好慘喔....
Cara avatarCara2008-05-22
XDDDDDDDD 原PO好闊氣! 機機掉了眉頭都不皺一下!!!
Jake avatarJake2008-05-24
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Christine avatarChristine2008-05-25
XD
Anthony avatarAnthony2008-05-27
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mary avatarMary2008-05-30
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Irma avatarIrma2008-06-01
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lauren avatarLauren2008-06-03
好好笑 XD
George avatarGeorge2008-06-03
可以改版標了啦~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2008-06-03
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
David avatarDavid2008-06-08
超好笑的,讓我忍不住推文 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Robert avatarRobert2008-06-09
推簽名檔
Anthony avatarAnthony2008-06-09
XD
Hardy avatarHardy2008-06-13
哈哈哈~好好笑
David avatarDavid2008-06-17
XDDDD
Todd Johnson avatarTodd Johnson2008-06-21
我想到忍者龜.......
Madame avatarMadame2008-06-24
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Irma avatarIrma2008-06-28
給他爆~給他爆~改版標~改版標
Megan avatarMegan2008-06-29
推~咚咚咚*2 約忍者龜吃哈跟大使XD
Michael avatarMichael2008-06-29
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Charlie avatarCharlie2008-07-01
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emma avatarEmma2008-07-01
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Charlie avatarCharlie2008-07-05
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Olivia avatarOlivia2008-07-08
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Odelette avatarOdelette2008-07-12
原PO幫我跟米開朗基羅問個好
Barb Cronin avatarBarb Cronin2008-07-13
XD
Charlie avatarCharlie2008-07-17
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Thomas avatarThomas2008-07-20
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jessica avatarJessica2008-07-21
蠢XD
Lydia avatarLydia2008-07-25
小孩:媽媽,這個人跟水溝老鼠講話…
Olga avatarOlga2008-07-29
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quanna avatarQuanna2008-07-30
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Anthony avatarAnthony2008-08-02
XD
Kristin avatarKristin2008-08-05
媽媽:快轉頭 不要看
Jacob avatarJacob2008-08-06
國王的耳朵是驢耳朵~
Oliver avatarOliver2008-08-06
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dinah avatarDinah2008-08-11
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rae avatarRae2008-08-14
(Y)
Lily avatarLily2008-08-15
媽:快轉頭 不要看 小心變成忍者龜
Olivia avatarOlivia2008-08-20
忍者龜:你掉的是金手機還是銀手機?
Faithe avatarFaithe2008-08-24
要爆了要爆了 96
Hazel avatarHazel2008-08-27
..XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Irma avatarIrma2008-08-30
我掉的是裡面有正妹桌面的手機
Oscar avatarOscar2008-09-02
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mary avatarMary2008-09-02
爆~
Suhail Hany avatarSuhail Hany2008-09-07
Ina avatarIna2008-09-07
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oscar avatarOscar2008-09-12
補刀XD
Regina avatarRegina2008-09-14
爆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Audriana avatarAudriana2008-09-17
好可憐
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2008-09-21
太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDD
Odelette avatarOdelette2008-09-24
有笑有推~原PO很大氣!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2008-09-25
忍者龜XDDDDD
Isla avatarIsla2008-09-28
XD 意志堅強! 還能跟水溝中的手機對話, 一般人大概抓狂了
Kyle avatarKyle2008-10-01
推忍者龜.....
Valerie avatarValerie2008-10-03
喔對! 而且還很好心要對方掛電話 XD
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2008-10-04
讓我來炸了這篇文!
Puput avatarPuput2008-10-09
這裡是101
Sarah avatarSarah2008-10-10
好好笑喔XD
Aaliyah avatarAaliyah2008-10-14
XDDDDDDD
Belly avatarBelly2008-10-15
我笑了推唷~
Isla avatarIsla2008-10-16
裝備過太多,這就是祭品啊XD
Agnes avatarAgnes2008-10-16
我笑到...下八好痛...(下巴壞掉還是不要看笨版的好)
Iris avatarIris2008-10-21
原PO:看啥!!我再跟忍者龜說話
Iris avatarIris2008-10-23
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Blanche avatarBlanche2008-10-27
你們剛剛沒看到嗎? 多納泰羅在跟我說話啊
Jack avatarJack2008-10-30
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑
Hedwig avatarHedwig2008-11-03
有笑有推
Rosalind avatarRosalind2008-11-04
太可憐又太好笑
Lucy avatarLucy2008-11-06
XDDDDDD超好笑 但是好貴的笑點喔!
Hedy avatarHedy2008-11-08
有笑友推XDDDDDD我旁邊的一直笑拉XDDDDDD
Wallis avatarWallis2008-11-09
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑
Quintina avatarQuintina2008-11-14
XD
Charlie avatarCharlie2008-11-15
原po:Mike 等等在pizza店見
Isabella avatarIsabella2008-11-17
原PO真是有錢人
Edith avatarEdith2008-11-19
XDDDDD
Damian avatarDamian2008-11-21
是在約忍者龜嗎??
Jacob avatarJacob2008-11-25
回去衝裝備吧
Harry avatarHarry2008-11-28
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Anthony avatarAnthony2008-12-01
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jake avatarJake2008-12-05
哈哈哈哈 原PO帥呆了
Ivy avatarIvy2008-12-09
看完第一個反應→好貴......
Odelette avatarOdelette2008-12-10
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oliver avatarOliver2008-12-15
[見鬼] 今天看到有人在約忍者龜去吃哈根大使
Mia avatarMia2008-12-18
推忍者龜 XD
Mary avatarMary2008-12-19
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Megan avatarMegan2008-12-21
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caroline avatarCaroline2008-12-22
真的是太笨了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Edith avatarEdith2008-12-27
沒有人關心手機到底有沒有撿回來嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Joe avatarJoe2008-12-28
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Michael avatarMichael2009-01-01
[見鬼] 今天看到有人在約忍者龜去吃哈根大使
Cara avatarCara2009-01-03
哈哈哈~笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Olivia avatarOlivia2009-01-05
天押 好可憐喔 但是你對著排水溝叫真的很笨= =
Sierra Rose avatarSierra Rose2009-01-08
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hedda avatarHedda2009-01-09
囧!?
Ula avatarUla2009-01-13
本日最笨阿....
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2009-01-16
[見鬼] 今天看到有人在約忍者龜去吃哈根大使
Emma avatarEmma2009-01-20
Elma avatarElma2009-01-25
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatarSuhail Hany2009-01-29
超好笑...我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2009-01-30
原來真的有忍者龜(筆記)...
Sarah avatarSarah2009-01-31
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD忍者龜.....
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2009-02-05
XD
Quanna avatarQuanna2009-02-09
笑了笑了 哈哈 推文也好好笑
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2009-02-12
我也想到忍者龜 XD
Tracy avatarTracy2009-02-16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Odelette avatarOdelette2009-02-19
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Heather avatarHeather2009-02-24
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ivy avatarIvy2009-02-24
本日最慘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Odelette avatarOdelette2009-02-28
忍者龜也愛吃 Haagen-Dazs
Kyle avatarKyle2009-03-03
也太慘了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oscar avatarOscar2009-03-06
笑到敷臉的面膜掉下來....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Skylar Davis avatarSkylar Davis2009-03-09
[超帥] 今天有人約忍者龜去吃哈根大支耶!
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2009-03-10
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caroline avatarCaroline2009-03-14
雖然很慘 但超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Connor avatarConnor2009-03-14
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好久沒看到這麼好笑的笨文
原po真是個不折不扣的大笨蛋XDDDDDDDDD
Belly avatarBelly2009-03-19
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到肚子好痛
Hedwig avatarHedwig2009-03-21
卡哇邦卡~~~
James avatarJames2009-03-23
慘... 囧
Christine avatarChristine2009-03-25
溫馨~
Jake avatarJake2009-03-28
卡哇邦卡~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leila avatarLeila2009-03-31
XD
Eartha avatarEartha2009-04-03
忍者龜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到我宿舍沒熱水了...=.="
Christine avatarChristine2009-04-04
xdddddddddddddddd
Selena avatarSelena2009-04-07
加上推文真是太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rosalind avatarRosalind2009-04-10
今年最笨
Olivia avatarOlivia2009-04-13
實在太好笑了
Candice avatarCandice2009-04-15
忍者龜XDDDD
Lauren avatarLauren2009-04-18
A_Av
Hedda avatarHedda2009-04-20
真的不錯笑...
Hamiltion avatarHamiltion2009-04-20
...看兩次才知道這篇轉來用意..
Brianna avatarBrianna2009-04-25
...有人可以解釋一下嗎?
Carol avatarCarol2009-04-27
就因為他是板主....就這樣!
Damian avatarDamian2009-05-02
看一下發文者是哪位大叔....
Suhail Hany avatarSuhail Hany2009-05-06
本週十大好球 噗
Gary avatarGary2009-05-10
哈哈哈,節哀,笑到好痛
Thomas avatarThomas2009-05-11
我和我家閃光 笑倒......歪腰........XDXDXD
Ophelia avatarOphelia2009-05-13
樓上偷閃大家都有看到
Delia avatarDelia2009-05-14
超好笑! XDDD
Enid avatarEnid2009-05-16
新手機玩弄中 ~"~
Ivy avatarIvy2009-05-18
所以這篇文章重點是...祭品給它爆 才會有新的持續發光!!
Suhail Hany avatarSuhail Hany2009-05-21
好慘的囧TK...
Rae avatarRae2009-05-21
原來要用這種祭品才會過ψ(._. )>
Belly avatarBelly2009-05-26
超好笑XDDDDDD
Jacob avatarJacob2009-05-27
好貴的祭品~!又暴了
Zanna avatarZanna2009-05-31
原來是祭品阿
Una avatarUna2009-06-02
學長真有錢..........
Quintina avatarQuintina2009-06-04
噗.............站他後面的人等TK走一定狂笑
Zora avatarZora2009-06-04
好酷阿
William avatarWilliam2009-06-09
哈哈` 看到了 tk大耍笨
Caitlin avatarCaitlin2009-06-12
超好笑!