楓神演義. File.12.1 - 楓之谷

By Selena
at 2008-01-08T22:21

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補記.

因為12集的正妹女角太誘人了，還是先讓她出場好了。

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拉拉走近湖畔，看到滿地的金箔葉片和累倒在地的狗狗和鵝。

叫醒兩人後，拉拉問道：「是發生什麼事了麼？」

狗狗將事情娓娓道來。

拉拉聽罷，笑道：「這種丟錢然後放怪的肅清舉動，只有一個傳說中
的人做過。」

誰？

拉拉道：「四大奇人中的壞人囧，囧興。傳聞他喜歡穿粉紅色或者紅
色的裙子，故有些人也叫他小粉紅。再親近點的，會叫他粉龜。」

呃‧‧‧你的意思是，我們不知不覺間見到了四大奇人中最壞最搞怪
的一個嗎？

拉拉道：「我想是的。」

囧興。

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在翠綠竹林旁邊的小屋內，一位紅裙女子正在寫信。

「致腦屍妹妹：

姊姊我呀最近過得相當不錯。在讓人掉碑方面又有新的成
就。聽說你和阿粒過得很好是吧？啥時成親也送個喜帖過來。
順道代我打聽一下路喵他最近怎樣樣，先謝謝啦。

囧興」

紅裙女子看了看所寫的信，滿意的點點頭，差信鴿送信去了。

一邊歎道之前送去的信鴿不是被這個暴力的妹妹拿信時用力過猛給誤
殺，便是宰了當野味烤乳鴿。這些年來差去的鴿子沒有一隻回來過，原來
這就是免洗鴿啊，紅裙女子大悟。

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File.12.01 (完)

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粉龜你的詢問度太高了啦，害我先把你給拱出來了。 XD

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By Enid
at 2008-01-10T19:56

先推~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Lily
at 2008-01-13T05:08

輸了啦 ˊˋ

By Jake
at 2008-01-15T11:35

提到正妹要補圖阿XDDDDD

By Enid
at 2008-01-20T10:50

可以自己上官網搜尋o o~!?

By Belly
at 2008-01-21T08:32

繼續未看先頭推

By Queena
at 2008-01-21T23:46

輸了 ˋˊ

By Susan
at 2008-01-24T17:48

請上官網搜尋 o囧興o XD

By Doris
at 2008-01-28T05:01

用力過猛=>免洗鴿(抖) 小粉紅好有笑點阿哈哈哈^口^

By Iris
at 2008-02-02T03:15

明明就是藍裙(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧

By Gary
at 2008-02-07T01:29

看真人照片阿XDDDD

By Ina
at 2008-02-09T16:40

免洗鴿阿...還好阿果果不是寫用鵝送信...

By Iris
at 2008-02-11T16:56

不然一堆人要吃烤鵝三杯鵝啥鵝都出來了
ㄟ兜我樓上的...你確定要看嗎 = 3=

By Gilbert
at 2008-02-13T13:40

囧茄果真猛你淫了

By Michael
at 2008-02-13T21:32

叔你插隊啦生氣了

By Oscar
at 2008-02-14T06:51

你樓上的有兩支你是指哪一隻囧?

By Emma
at 2008-02-18T10:12

企鵝你這是自爆新耿嗎(￣□￣|||)a

By Frederica
at 2008-02-22T07:43

沒關係反正鵝肉店已經倒了你們也吃不到 = 3=
我是指 3樓的囧rz (囧大不要咬我哭)

By Noah
at 2008-02-26T21:55

哈...是小粉龜!!哩賀~~~

By Faithe
at 2008-02-27T09:52

飛、飛鵝傳書(筆記)

By Elvira
at 2008-03-03T03:07

那有烤乳鵝嗎? (老梗重玩) 囧

By Puput
at 2008-03-05T10:03

姐接姐接~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Damian
at 2008-03-08T04:04

樓上是殺鴿兇手

By Edith
at 2008-03-12T23:28

殺鴿聖手比思吉

By Kyle
at 2008-03-13T08:33

..........烤乳鴿的兇手要問火毒南楓吧 >"<

By Odelette
at 2008-03-15T07:22

又有新八卦了嗎o o

By David
at 2008-03-17T13:52

推殺鴿聖手XDDDDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2008-03-20T00:20

哈叔和茄果是壞蛋 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||

By Heather
at 2008-03-24T21:26

火毒不食子...

By Iris
at 2008-03-27T12:50

囧茄果我們是壞人 (抱)

By Jacob
at 2008-03-30T10:03

哈叔，我的臉被捏得好痛來點木乃伊祕方吧XD

By Puput
at 2008-04-03T02:45

腦屍不是火毒阿 XDDDD

By Ida
at 2008-04-04T21:34

我有種我笨到的感覺 =_=....

By Lauren
at 2008-04-05T01:29

老師會拔木取火...

By Ethan
at 2008-04-07T10:52

沒問題，來點埃及秘方:福馬林，保證藥到命除

By Ethan
at 2008-04-10T11:51

是拔小木還是拔大木呢
腦屍：拔老木

By John
at 2008-04-12T01:52

<囧> 哈叔我後悔了

By Emily
at 2008-04-16T23:49

是老木的老木
來不及了 (塗)

By Ophelia
at 2008-04-19T20:03

無敵!!(躺)
原來是拔老木的老木

By Lucy
at 2008-04-22T03:27

躺著照塗 (趴)

By Ivy
at 2008-04-26T03:53

樓上這段真的好爆笑(滾動)

By Bethany
at 2008-04-26T18:48

樓上兩位在調情 (羞)
= = 小標亂入

By Oscar
at 2008-04-29T16:42

還不是腦司亂拉人家的臉，害我還要替牠擦藥囧

By Quintina
at 2008-05-01T20:45

我哪有我有等他們告一段落(羞)

By Olivia
at 2008-05-06T12:50

百葉窗式觀看小電影~

By Olive
at 2008-05-10T04:09

哦哦哈叔你跟小標在調情~

By Eartha
at 2008-05-15T02:51

明明是茄果和哈叔 = 3=

By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-05-19T21:57

我只是不小心踩過了黃線而已，別誣賴我

By Heather
at 2008-05-21T00:28

我只是不小心掉進了坑洞而已，別陷害我

By Thomas
at 2008-05-25T02:02

腦屍好壞，都誣賴我 (淚)

By Regina
at 2008-05-26T22:10

這沒我的事唷一一.

By Frederic
at 2008-05-28T12:31

因為她殭屍片拍多了只記得科科

By Michael
at 2008-06-01T17:01

棉被超人別急著走，坐下坐下XD

By Elvira
at 2008-06-04T23:43

備課備到只剩科科囧

By Charlie
at 2008-06-06T21:40

電影進入了N角戀情中??

By Steve
at 2008-06-11T14:45

(噓~~~阿果果跟叔的ID很齊我們不要打斷他們)

By Ula
at 2008-06-12T07:18

(偷偷退到黃線後)

By Dorothy
at 2008-06-16T00:31

(我來去寫下一集= =+)

By Hardy
at 2008-06-16T08:37

阿叔你後面是捷運你看你看他開過來了要撞到你了

By Leila
at 2008-06-18T20:35

(那我去幫想下兩集)

By Eartha
at 2008-06-20T04:07

樓上要製造梗嗎?

By Ursula
at 2008-06-24T21:33

木乃伊被捷運撞到會不會復活阿 @.@?

By Candice
at 2008-06-28T13:21

嗯最近沒靈感，學富奸休刊中囧
[徵人]豬腳一名，要不怕木乃伊，會復活，意者請密

By Thomas
at 2008-06-29T18:50

有萬靈鵝要幫他復活他就會復活沒有就只好變殭屍了

By Victoria
at 2008-07-03T19:23

D~~~~~~咖~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~叔外找

By Olivia
at 2008-07-05T02:35

要用還魂咒了嗎?可是用了不是會嬌喘一聲倒在...懷裡?

By Edwina
at 2008-07-09T15:52

其實復活需要的MP沒有天怒多說 (啥鬼囧)

By Olga
at 2008-07-12T18:05

那是棉被超人與毛毛的梗，不要亂套XD

By Dora
at 2008-07-15T08:35

沒人回了我要去洗澡了 orz

By David
at 2008-07-15T15:00

去吧XD 慢洗

By Eden
at 2008-07-20T08:30

我怕再回下去會泡水桶囧

By David
at 2008-07-20T14:07

哈叔不是都泡福馬林的?

By Aaliyah
at 2008-07-23T13:01

哈叔哈叔我要報名~~~ 不過我比較喜歡吃雞腳 XD

By Robert
at 2008-07-24T19:16

老師快點四轉 ˋˊ+ 我要退休我要退休我要退休我要退休

By Delia
at 2008-07-25T09:06

福馬林喔最近產量少改泡尼羅河水了

By Lydia
at 2008-07-30T02:31

不行啦我怕腦屍復活不成我反而碎的更徹底囧

By Faithe
at 2008-07-30T19:04

你怕腦屍把復活按成天怒嗎囧?

By Agnes
at 2008-08-04T12:41

腦屍的復活會讓我受傷囧

By Andrew
at 2008-08-08T01:17

樓上...那甲叔就只剩下灰了XDDD
甲叔你插隊= =++

By Callum
at 2008-08-11T15:38

會不會復活之後變成丁丁囧?
台北喵肉飯出現了囧

By Todd Johnson
at 2008-08-16T11:23

要我讓叔碎的更徹底的話，快來打手帶我！！ＸＤ

By Sandy
at 2008-08-21T06:32

我帶我帶XDDD..不過等我考完= =
(忽略甲叔)(茶)

By Eartha
at 2008-08-21T20:22

我就知道，腦屍討厭我 (淚)

By Dora
at 2008-08-25T15:13

老師不等小祈小絮長大哭 (腦司:等他們兩長大都幾百年了)

By Ivy
at 2008-08-28T00:17

我還是回埃及好了台灣真危險囧

By Enid
at 2008-09-01T04:47

甲叔怎麼一直插我隊= =++
甲叔你算的好準OTZ

By Linda
at 2008-09-04T19:11

這就是我厲害的地方 (茶)

By Regina
at 2008-09-04T21:50

鵝先乖乖把報告和考試弄完>"< 我也要下週才有空><

By Irma
at 2008-09-09T02:56

我只要晚上七點以後都是空的 (茶)

By Oscar
at 2008-09-10T12:26

上班族真好>_< 還在備課.................和聊MSN 囧

By Jessica
at 2008-09-13T15:30

老師要帶小絮三轉嗎哭一小時12%我受夠了 orz

By Heather
at 2008-09-15T18:45

腦屍也是上班族 (指)

By Valerie
at 2008-09-20T11:58

好啊不過我下兩週才有空XD 打亡林OK的再來回家過年~

By Michael
at 2008-09-23T09:44

腦屍跟巫乃尼感覺就很相關...XDDD...老師除了MSN外加打B

By Isabella
at 2008-09-26T01:28

我是要回家還得備課準備教材的偽上班族OTZ

By Lydia
at 2008-09-27T07:56

樓樓上的不是要睡覺= =

By Erin
at 2008-09-28T03:29

我是回家還要被on call 的假正經上班族 (茶)

By Lauren
at 2008-09-28T17:57

不小心看到這邊這麼熱鬧就...囧

By Anonymous
at 2008-09-29T20:01

除了MS以外加B 是蠻像的囧

By Erin
at 2008-09-30T21:48

MSNB..MS+NB..XD

By Hazel
at 2008-10-03T21:09

...........我沒有開MS！這兩天很乖～>"<

By Candice
at 2008-10-06T04:39

可是我有開 (挺)

By Lucy
at 2008-10-08T18:22

只是開著b ....(茶)

By John
at 2008-10-09T17:04

我要閉關到下禮拜5...ㄒㄒ

By Charlie
at 2008-10-10T08:45

...............我沒有MS開！這兩天很乖～>"<

By Sarah
at 2008-10-14T10:27

MSB?

By Una
at 2008-10-19T03:25

大家都很乖XD..拉拉一進白貓剛好碰上白貓低潮期(茶)

By Sarah
at 2008-10-23T04:58

白貓不是已經很久都是低潮期了嗎囧

By Mia
at 2008-10-25T23:11

MSB...傳說中的高級MSN嗎= =
這麼說來的確是低潮有點久了= =...

By Carol
at 2008-10-30T15:24

拉拉在線上欸

By Mason
at 2008-11-03T07:46

不會啊有大陸喵怎麼會低潮

By Frederic
at 2008-11-04T00:04

話說推文已經完全偏離主題了XDDD

By Selena
at 2008-11-04T13:12

他一向都很high 的 (爆)
我論這篇推文會被砍文的可能性 (筆)

By Daph Bay
at 2008-11-08T19:59

所以甲叔快趁作者睡覺的時候先備分XDDD

By Frederic
at 2008-11-10T06:25

好沒問題 (備分中......)

By Tom
at 2008-11-11T19:06

記得丟一份給我XDDD

By Ingrid
at 2008-11-11T21:50

(系統警告)推文過分鹹溼，禁止備份囧

By Lily
at 2008-11-14T11:52

原來抓甲叔去泡福馬林很鹹濕...(筆記)

By Sandy
at 2008-11-17T13:07

是臭的不是鹹的 (來睡)

By Gilbert
at 2008-11-18T07:57

我是很期待作者要怎麼回這些推文XD
我好像也說要睡很久了= =..
甲叔晚安..鵝晚安..老師晚安..茄子果早安=口=

By Quanna
at 2008-11-22T21:09

原來線上沒人都躲在推文裡面嗨...我越來越像npc了 Q__Q

By Jessica
at 2008-11-26T09:35

嗚嗚嗚嗚我上線時候也沒有人(抱)

By Oliver
at 2008-11-26T14:57

我要圖+!

By Lydia
at 2008-11-26T17:11

樓上的1變成!...是因為太開心了所以中間少一段嗎囧|||

By Oliver
at 2008-12-01T15:18

原來妹妹是殺鴿聖手...(筆記)

By Lily
at 2008-12-03T14:28

莫名的一堆推文...看得我好累 ="=

By Rosalind
at 2008-12-06T03:01

第十二回壞人囧橋邊金葉送秋波巴洛古飛天黑雷葬小白

By Carolina Franco
at 2008-12-10T10:48

阿逼真有閒情逸致想標題...XDDD

By Faithe
at 2008-12-11T15:24

推阿B的標題 XDDDDDD

By Olivia
at 2008-12-12T06:17

十二回標題就決定是你了!! GJ啊,阿b

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