小明點餐 - 推理

By Blanche
at 2020-05-24T14:39
at 2020-05-24T14:39
Table of Contents
題目:
小明來到一家餐廳,菜單上面寫
牛肉麵
大滷麵
便當
結果小明跟老闆說:我要一份牛肉麵
呵呵
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解答在下一頁喔!!!小心不要雷到!!!
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解答:
第一次看到joke版的那個笑話的時候我完全不懂最後的"呵呵"有何用意,看了一下推文才
知道就只是我以前就看過的吃大便老梗然後原PO自以為好笑的呵呵。我突然想像有什麼情
境足夠合理又荒謬(?),讓故事中的人看/聽到會想呵呵。
我家那條路轉角有家餐廳(小吃店?)整間店本身就是騎樓,技術上來說只要在屋簷底下就
算是進入店裡。營業時間只有午餐跟晚餐時間,牆上貼著很普通的該店菜單,非營業時間
會把店內桌椅收到角落。曾經有一陣子會有個阿伯一大早帶著自己的一張長桌到那間店裡
擺攤,長桌上是事先做好的各種三明治。因為就只賣桌上這些三明治所以阿伯自己沒有準
備菜單。以下這故事我沒有真實經歷就是了。
小明早上肚子餓了,走進這個騎樓看了看牆上菜單直接跟阿伯點了牛肉麵。我看了不禁呵
呵笑了出來,這很明顯阿伯只有賣三明治吧...
湯底故事大概就這樣而已,實際上這阿伯如果也是那間餐廳的老闆也不是不行。其他類似
的回答對這簡單(simple,不是easy)的湯底來說很多都是設定上XX,OO也可以。
出處、作者: #1UmolLrC (joke) ,自己
備註:
爬了文發現大部分都說新手出湯多半會擔心被秒湯/猜不到等"怎麼出湯"的問題,或者是
是/否/無關/難以回答這四大類不知道要回答哪個的"怎麼答"的問題。可是我第一湯發現
我的問題是不好拿捏要怎麼樣才算湯底,概念上對細節錯可是這細節好像只能用盲猜的猜
出來到底要不要給湯底,我其實不太清楚。
另外趁機在這裡問問,這版沒有置底閒聊文的話如果有小問題也是直接發文問嗎?例如如果
要借用別人的湯面發湯需要詢問過原作者嗎以及在哪裡問這些問題
第一次在本版出湯(第二次出湯)不知道大家覺得如何><
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