寶可夢劍盾樹屋遊玩影片 留言簡單翻譯 - Switch

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作者: ADYex (寵物狼音樹) 看板: PokeMon
標題: [閒聊] 寶可夢劍盾樹屋遊玩影片 留言簡單翻譯
時間: Thu Jun 13 21:47:02 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmWu-f6L0Mo

閒閒沒事來翻一下留言，順帶一提現在的討厭有3.6萬個，是喜歡的2.57倍。

小弟的英文退步多年，現在大概只有多益100分的程度，
如有錯誤，請好心板友推文分享更正確的版本給大家吧。

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"To Catch them All is my Real Quest"
Apparently not.

"把牠們全部收服是我真正的任務"
很明顯並不是

※ 美版寶可夢OP歌詞的樣子

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Super Smash Bros: EVERYONE IS HERE!!
Pokémon: NOT EVERYONE IS HERE!!

大亂鬥：所有人都在這裡!!
寶可夢：不是所有人都在這裡!!

※ 超多人提到大亂鬥的，只貼一則就好。

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What a trash decision. I could go on for days about this but id rather not. I
actually revoked my pre purchase for both games over this and other choices
made.

好一個垃圾決定。我可以為了這個崩潰好幾天但我寧願不要。事實上我已經撤銷了我要預
購兩個版本的決定。

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Well done Gamefreak. Gotta catch em ALL, right?

真有你的Gamefreak社。收服牠們全部，蛤？

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Pokemon Red & Blue: Gotta catch 'em all!
Pokemon Sword & Shield: Gotta catch a few!
Screw this.

寶可夢赤青：收服牠們全部！
寶可夢劍盾：收服幾隻牠們！
幹你娘。

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Disappointed, but at least I now can save $60 for Animal Crossing.

失望，但至少我現在可以省下60美金去買動物森友會。

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Damn game freak, you surely are hype killers, not buying this game, sorry, i
want all my pokemon in.

幹你game freak，你們真是高潮殺手。我不買這遊戲了，抱歉，我要我的寶可夢們都在。

※ 感謝Brandon1221跟WiLLSTW提供hype killer的翻譯。

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A DELAYED GAME IS EVENTUALLY GOOD, BUT A RUSHED GAME IS FOREVER BAD.
-SHIGERU MIYAMOTO

延期的遊戲最終會是個好作品，但趕工的遊戲永遠都是差勁的。－宮本茂。

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Can"t wait to play Pokemon: "Catch some of 'em" and Pokemon: "Forget about
the rest of 'em" versions come November!

等不及要玩到11月要出的寶可夢"收服其中一些"版跟寶可夢"忘記剩下的那些"版了呢！

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They're deleting national pokemon?
What a coincidence, I just deleted my pre-order!

他們要刪掉全國寶可夢？
真巧，我剛刪掉了我的預購呢！

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2014 - Too much water
2019 - Not too much Pokémon

2014 - 太多水
2019 - 不太多寶可夢

※ Too much water是當初IGN對紅藍寶石版的負評

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I feel so betrayed. I don’t care if you have to delay it by a year, please
bring all Pokémon back

我感到超級被背叛。我不介意你們必須延期一年，請把所有的寶可夢帶回來。

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I dont care how JUST FIX IT. Ive spent YEARS completing that national dex

我不管你們要怎麼改善。我花了好幾年完成我的全國圖鑑。

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"Where are the rest of the Pokemon?!"
"Gone. Reduced to atoms."

"剩下的那些寶可夢哪裡去了?!"
"消失了。變回原子了。"

※ 我猜是薩諾斯的梗。

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Thanks GameFreak, this saved me 400 euros because I dont own a Switch and now
I probably never will.

謝謝GameFreak，這讓我省了400歐元因為我還沒買Switch，而現在我大概永遠不會買了。

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First was Pokémon Go.
Now is Pokemon Gone.

一開始是寶可夢走
現在則是寶可夢走了

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6 months later: Pokemon ultra sword and ultra shield.

6個月後: 寶可夢究極之劍與究極之盾

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Me: Oh boy, I can't wait to see my Meloetta in HD-
Game Freak: no

我：喔，我等不及看到HD的美洛耶塔了
Game Freak：不

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If Mr.Satoru Iwata is alive,he will feel so shame at you.

如果岩田聰先生還活著，他會為你們感到非常羞恥。

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My money isn't in the Galar Pokedex either. I guess it's gonna have to stay
in Ultra Sun.

我的錢也沒出現在伽勒爾圖鑑。我猜它必須待在究極之日了。

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This is outrageous. You can’t just snap over 400 Pokémon out of existence.

這太粗暴了。你們不能就這樣讓400隻寶可夢直接消失。

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Opened the vid and was surprised to see the dislike ratio.
*Reads comments*: “Oh”

打開影片然後驚訝於看到的負評率。
*看過留言之後*: "喔"

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"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the
villain."

「若不是以一個英雄的姿態死去，你會發現自己活得夠久而變成反派。」

※ 蝙蝠俠‧黑暗騎士台詞。

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The last time I saw it was 26K and now it's 34K. It certainly explains
something.

我上次看的時候負評是2.6萬個，而現在已經3.4萬個了。這絕對說明了些事情。

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Literally everyone: We want full bank support.
Gamefreak: look!! Giant Pokémon!!

字面意義上的所有人：我們想要完整的銀行功能。
Gamefreak：看啊!! 巨大寶可夢!!

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I spent so long making a Living Dex for THIS?

我為了這鬼東西花了這麼多時間弄活體圖鑑？

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OMG WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WOULD HAVE MORE DISLIKES THAN LIKES!!!!!

喔天啊誰會想到這影片的討厭居然比喜歡還多!!!!!

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一個把所有認真遊玩本傳遊戲的玩家都當成白痴的決策，
一個讓喜歡冷門PM的玩家都提心吊膽等存活名單的決策。

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