好笑的Zelda Skyward Sword預告 - Switch

Tobuscus是Youtube上一個喜歡為電玩預告配詞唱的傢伙，
而這次Zelda Skyward Sword也被改編啦！XDDD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWu6YeRg2N4


Foggy, cloudy horse, 霧茫茫、雲沉沉、馬匹(艾波納)，
Angry spiky heart, floaty boat, 張牙舞爪心形(假面)、漂浮船(風律)，
and a wolf. 還有一匹狼(曙光)，
Run into the light. 奔跑進，那道光～
Where a man in a skirt 光裡有個男的佇立，穿著裙子、
and tights is standing. 還有緊身褲。
And he pulls out his sword, 接著他拔出他的劍，
Then slowly spins it around, and 慢慢把劍揮一圈，然後
FLEX! 閃啊！

Kill Na-tives, and plants. 砍鄉民*，砍植物，
Turn them into ash. 將他們化為灰燼
Purple dust, sword lights up! 紫色塵土、劍發光！
More Na-tives, and plants, and Na-tives. 更多鄉民、跟植物、跟鄉民，
They all look the same. 他們長得一個樣—
That's ra-cist! 這根本是種族偏見！

Scorpion with eyeballs in its claws. 蠍子眼球長在爪子裡，
Use your shield to deflect an acorn. 用你的盾牌反彈橡樹子，
Use a vine to swing across. 憑條藤蔓盪過去，
Climb the plant wall, 攀上爬藤高牆，
Confuse the eyeball. 讓門上的眼球頭昏眼花。

Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf. 弓與箭，射向一片葉子、
And a bob-omb, 還有炸彈、
And someone's floating heart. 還有某人浮在空中的心。
Aim a grapple claw 用勾爪瞄準
at the Audience. 觀眾，
Make it grab stuff, and explode! 用它抓住東西，大爆炸！
Goodbye grapple claw. 掰了，勾爪～

Roll a flashing plant 投出一顆閃光彈─
Under a happy tree. 往那快樂生長的樹下，
Now it's a dead tree. 現在這是棵死樹了。
Slingshots make bats dissapear! 彈弓發射讓蝙蝠消失！
Use a whip to tear out people's hearts. 用鞭子扯出敵人的心，
Then eat them. 然後吃了它們—
Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw! 戳那蠍子的眼球爪！

End a skeleton, 終結一副骷髏、
And a scorpion, 跟一隻蠍子、
And another skeleton. 再來一副骷髏─
Swan～dive～into the lo～go... 縱～身～跳～進～薩爾達LOGO～！

*感謝one02021009在#1C-XbmXK (Nintendo)推文的建議！鄉民讚啦！XDDDD

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刺客兄弟會：http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU
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