壁壘機兵 - 線上

Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-07-06T15:48

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壁壘機兵的英文叫Bastion

我有個朋友一直玩壁壘機兵玩到變壁壘機兵大師

我們都叫他......

Master Bastion

(取材自朋友臉書)

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Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-07-07T08:13
XDDDDD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-07-11T09:08
嗯....
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-07-12T08:44
五樓英文不好笑不出來
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-07-16T01:00
.....
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-07-17T09:37
誰可以解釋一下嗎qq
James avatar
By James
at 2016-07-18T20:17
......
"清槍"大師
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-07-22T22:07
對 我英文不好QQ
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-07-24T14:55
看不懂
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-07-28T07:42
手淫的英文-.-??
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-07-30T14:03
很會釣魚的人我都叫他 Master bait
er
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-08-03T23:32
where is the haha point?
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-08-05T09:17
尻尻
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-08-09T07:11
...
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-08-14T01:57
去查字典"Masturbation"
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2016-08-17T21:14
尻槍 masturbation
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-08-21T20:02
太糟糕了
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-08-24T04:43
....
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-08-28T02:44
有笑給推
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-09-01T23:47
我朋友西門 我都叫他semen
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-09-06T06:24
XDDDDD
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-09-07T06:09
朋友20連殺太激動 我都叫他condom
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-09-11T23:58
糟糕 真的看不懂...
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-09-12T08:13
Where is haha point??
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-09-13T09:52
可以開Master Bastion實況
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-09-18T06:55
好笑XDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2016-09-23T00:01
口合口合
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-09-24T17:20
正經 壁壘機兵還能有大師喔
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-09-27T05:58
白癡喔XDD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-09-28T16:30
XDDDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-10-02T04:39
壁壘遇到強一點的對手就很不好發揮了
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-10-04T19:43
你能讓壁壘依然展現足夠功效 當然就是大師
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-10-09T10:26
源氏會丟壁壘一標騙壁壘開槍打在E上反彈死自己
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-10-10T18:43
壁壘一樣會開槍騙源氏開E然後等E過後掃死源次...
William avatar
By William
at 2016-10-10T20:12
有梗
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-10-11T18:12
Condom XDD
William avatar
By William
at 2016-10-13T01:06
哈哈哈 看不懂也不敢噓QQ 這時候只要微笑就可以了
William avatar
By William
at 2016-10-17T08:06
上次開壁壘知道應該會開招架所以只噴了"一下" 自己就瀕死了
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-10-21T00:07
Xdddd
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-10-24T13:15
OW兩大無腦 壁壘跟托比昂
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-10-28T19:45
應該是專殺無腦 擺放位置還是挺有智力差距的
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2016-11-02T14:44
源次:幹干我屁事,打你的是源氏又不是我
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-11-05T18:34
覺得好笑的應該英文不好才對吧,發音差這麼多
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-11-08T02:53
碼死特(3) 巴斯省 vs 碼死特杯省 怎麼聯想起來的?
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-11-12T17:03
太神辣www
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-11-14T17:22
我都念媽斯土爾呵八期翁
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-11-18T06:08
我都念ikea啦,但有人堅持唸ikea然後認為自己英文很好
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-11-21T07:01
我也沒辦法
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-11-24T14:55
發音完全不一樣
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-11-26T12:05
阿斯
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-11-27T11:04
我都念瑪斯德被審
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-11-30T07:09
英文不好才會覺得完全不一樣 就像中文很多諧音梗其
實音差蠻多的 外國人就難以理解
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-12-04T07:51
不然你可以找個美國人 保證他聽得懂
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-12-06T21:02
化學病上生 巴斯特哀翁
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-12-08T12:01
尻槍大師名不虛傳
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-12-11T09:50
笑就對了!!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了吧XDDDDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-12-13T11:14
其實壁壘要騙源氏的E真的很簡單
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-12-17T13:31
槍口對源氏但是準星瞄旁邊一點開槍
等源氏的R特效結束準星移回來掃死他收工
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-12-21T21:22
快笑不然人家以為我英文不好
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-12-23T12:14
*E
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-12-26T07:18
發音差那麼多 還以為笑點是三小咧ZZZ
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-12-30T22:45
發音差很多= = 推文的保險套比較好笑XD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2017-01-01T04:26
哪有差很...就母音差一些,外國人保證聽得懂
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-01-03T14:53
哈哈哈
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2017-01-05T08:39
英文母語的念很快連在一起發音超像好嗎
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2017-01-09T23:25
your HAHA point →←
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-01-12T12:46
等下 就算騙到 對方那時間內可以推進阿 然後在你三百六十度
(?XD)跳躍右鍵你 一樣是死阿
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-01-15T08:38
發音根本不像好嗎
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2017-01-16T10:39
不像在哪...
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-01-21T09:43
痾 去google Master Bastion就能看到有人在美國知識家
問一周幾次正常了
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2017-01-22T06:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0okf9McYmjA 尻槍歌
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-01-22T09:14
也有人在醫療網站問Master Bastion的副作用
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-01-22T20:10
.... 貼到低能翻譯版
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2017-01-25T09:01
笑點是有人英文差到覺得不像嗎
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-01-25T11:11
笑點是外國也很多人英文不好把手淫拼成Master Bastion
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-01-25T16:11
笑點在有人英文差到覺得bastion跟bation發音像吧
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-01-30T12:01
笑點是有人覺得外國人就英文好
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2017-02-04T04:58
發音有差吧
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2017-02-06T02:15
英文母語的唸起來都一樣了,這邊一堆中文母語的說發音
有差,有事嗎?
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2017-02-10T20:12
我剛剛查了一下kk音標,沒一個跟bation發音一樣的XDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-02-11T17:31
繼續看音標 繼續一個音節一個音節念 標準亞洲口音get
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-02-15T20:09
笑點應該在很多認真魔人硬要說不好笑 不懂幽默
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2017-02-16T16:57
好笑就好啦…諧音梗本來就這樣…有什麼好噓的
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-02-17T03:30
快點笑 免得人家說我看不懂
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-02-21T19:12
還不錯笑阿
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2017-02-23T20:48
一堆秀下限在那邊戰發音不像的更好笑XD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2017-02-24T03:16
笑話解釋就不好笑啦~~
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-02-26T12:26
Masturbation
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2017-03-02T16:06
笑笑就好不要太認真( 插霉 )ノ
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2017-03-07T13:52
是說覺得機兵無腦的根本沒玩過機兵啊
超級多剋機兵的角色 狙擊 半藏源氏法拉Dva 一些開闊
點連禪亞塔慈悲都能點殺
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-03-10T05:02
那不算剋阿 除了預設傷害超低的、沒距離連偷襲都難的角色
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2017-03-12T02:48
真要正面對打起來壁壘輪著射死四個輪流來打我的 (......)
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-03-16T18:58
那噁心的火力導致即使對方防守方亂出然後到處亂蹲也是很頭疼
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-03-18T00:20
伸縮射擊也只有法拉威脅夠大(?)可以逼壁壘吃一發就要解除迴
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-03-18T14:24
避 Rating不少次碰到對方二三DVA在那遠射壁壘簡直笑歪.....
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-03-22T11:29
奪命跟半藏因為要先架槍 只要壁壘不要蠢到給對方太長距離
否則間斷盲目開火對方身子探出來也差不多再見了 至於團隊打
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-03-23T21:46
你可以上護盾打壁壘 對方也可以上護盾上補....
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-03-24T19:18
對沒默契OR沒經驗或兩者兼具的團隊來說 唯一有巨大威脅的大
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2017-03-26T08:45
概是人肉串燒敵人時從目標們後面竄出來源氏 (?)
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-03-30T19:37
DVA如果對方隊伍蠢到不支援壁壘那大概開盾衝貼上去勉強一戰
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-03-31T12:14
當然DVA不介意的話我是很樂意在後面幫他補槍啦
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2017-03-31T18:59
法拉源氏76這三支比較剋
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-04-04T14:01
噓的人英文都很好 好棒好強好厲害唷~~~~~~
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-04-06T18:10
看懂了XDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-04-07T15:41
OMG..............
George avatar
By George
at 2017-04-09T16:27
這笑點太高級
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2017-04-12T13:32
https://goo.gl/b7WiYb 說發音完全不一樣的英文是多
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-04-15T22:15
差... 有點像中文字寫快一點老外就看不懂的感覺
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2017-04-17T21:30
啊就真的差很多吼
OverWatch官方念法的tion又不是念一般的tion 是ti on
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2017-04-21T22:51
他又不是念"卑死遜"是念"卑死提翁"
這個當笑話已經多轉一手了
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-04-24T07:49
我id要選master bait還取不到
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-04-28T06:23
呵呵 事實上人家老外就這樣用 其他人也都看得懂
no idea 和 no eye deer 也老梗啊 你要不要說idea
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2017-04-28T22:50
沒有r的音
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-05-02T12:44
一堆人在戰發音 英文好強好厲害喔
不過原po有說這是諧音梗嗎 不就拼法很像而已
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2017-05-07T12:38
這樣就要開噓 有沒有那麼悲憤阿
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2017-05-12T07:07
蠻無聊的
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2017-05-15T02:08
master bait比master bastion更像masturbation好不好.
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2017-05-15T23:56
no idea和no eye deer的相似程度也不像這個這麼低
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2017-05-16T11:13
原po表示:笑笑就好......
David avatar
By David
at 2017-05-19T13:39
bastion那個a有人是會念"啊"的 把斯省 跟帶有長音的
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-05-22T21:20
bation根本天差地遠
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-05-24T03:34
這不是什麼英文強不強的問題啊www 你不常接觸英文才會
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-05-27T16:13
覺得這兩個很像,常接觸就知道根本搭不起來
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2017-05-30T18:05
就像你會覺得apple跟able很像嗎?google翻譯聽一下就
很明顯啦....
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2017-06-03T15:31
能把這兩個搞混的就像是日本人講英文,你不會覺得那是
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2017-06-07T14:50
口音(accent)的問題,而是整個就不是英文的問題
聽得懂的人大概只有同樣搞不清楚的人吧w
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2017-06-11T11:37
還有別老外老外啦 老"外"也分很多種 老墨也是老外啊
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-06-13T00:43
嚴格說起來中國人也是老外啊w
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-06-15T04:37
事實上國外實況主如seagull甚至比賽轉播都是唸悲訓
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-06-15T18:08
又有個出來讓人笑得 這梗實況 reddit都有人用
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2017-06-16T23:14
硬在那邊發音還以為你在玩聊天室梗
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2017-06-20T11:55
所以英文好的要念"卑死提翁"還是"把斯省"? 口徑統一下
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-06-22T11:16
這樣好讓我去笑一下海鷗跟國外比賽轉播發音不標準
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-06-22T20:37
反詐騙 點進來原來在戰英文
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2017-06-26T17:42
這無關英文好不好 是暴雪爽怎麼念
看日版就知道啦 日本-sion或-tion都用ション
但OW官方翻譯是バス"ティオン"
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-06-29T21:50
很明顯暴雪就是有自己設定的特殊念法
James avatar
By James
at 2017-06-29T22:51
至於有沒有採取堡壘的字意 哇阿災
反正是整款充滿中二氣息的遊戲 自己設定發音很正常啦
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-07-01T23:07
如果要說 啊兩種都有人念 我會想吐槽的是
如果官方沒特別設定 誰沒事會特別去念ti on....
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-07-02T08:52
當然慣例啦 不能否定暴雪吃書的可能性
因為後來覺得很coooooooooooooooooooool所以改ti on
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2017-07-06T03:52
一個玩笑要戰標準發音,真的很好笑
就好像屎定了跟死定了,你明明知道在說什麼
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2017-07-08T20:33
就好像外國人說屎定惹跟死定了差那麼多也太硬拗
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-07-13T19:42
抱www歉www啦www打家w都ww是w英文w菜鳥www啦ww
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2017-07-14T21:30
結果用化學常用唸法悲斯抬翁還比較接近……
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-07-16T09:15
哈哈哈哈趕快笑以免別人說我英文爛

只管顏色不管能力的里拉&雙槍價位?

Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-07-06T15:37
里拉 http://i.imgur.com/I4siCNO.jpg 這在房屋看到300w 沒賦予沒改造 大概就是這個價錢了 沒玩貿易只好默默認命打工 名字太長了只記得SE http://i.imgur.com/g6pd3U1.jpg 2000w啊我的天 我一輩子賺到的錢總合還沒上八位數 這種東 ...

Danny

Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-07-06T14:08
實況網址:https://www.twitch.tv/hellodannyboy 實況主ID:Danny 簡介: 台日交流賽的婚教葛格 全國最大的 KappaPride 實況上線啦 昨天已經全破outlast了 晚上會玩南方公園真實製仗 至於訂閱嘛 好像是丹妮她忘記填表格.....最近應該會過了! ...

選完角色進入遊戲時卡住不能玩

Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-07-06T11:50
大家好,小弟新手 這遊戲很好玩 但小弟碰到一個無解的問題.......... 小弟用凱擘寬頻 50M 主機是 E3-1230 16G RAM 660ti 顯卡 最大的問題就是 在選完角色準備進入遊戲的時候,會整個卡住 畫面會卡在地圖中,看不到自己的腳色 以及任何的資訊(例如血量,子弾數) 只能按H選角色, ...

請問已經有支援21:9了嗎?

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By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-07-06T11:50
我用了6年的螢幕爆了.. 剛下定了一台LG 29吋的21:9 剛好特價就衝了.. 結果爬文看到不支援21:9?? 可是又有人說7月開放? 請問有板友用21:9的螢幕玩得嗎? 不支援的話我可能考慮訂別台.. 不支援的話 畫面會長怎樣阿..沒用過無法想像.. 剛訂而已 還可以退訂. -- 推 obov ...

有人也進不去的嗎?

Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-07-06T11:00
如題,從今早開始開戰網主程式點開始遊戲之後會一直跑不進去,最後會顯示連線中斷要手動輸入帳密,但是輸入之後還是顯示中斷。有想過是不是自己問題但是網路連線正常,fb,google,spotify也都運作正常。 有人有一樣的問題嗎? -- Sent from my Windows - ...