剛剛寄了一封信給 pokerstars - 撲克牌

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剛打了一個 22r 3x Turbo 的 tour

這個 tour 我'自我感覺'已經是駕輕就熟...各種 EV 技巧我大略都掌握了...

並且'自以為'可以玩到 +EV... 把 rebuy 數控制在 avg rebuy 的一半以下...

不過...就在剛剛..............



我 爆 了 ~~~~~



然後...我寄了一封信給 pokerstars support ...

這對我來說是個挑戰...因為不知道結果會怎樣...很刺激....XD

如果收到回信或結果如何...我會再補在這篇...

信的內容如下:


Dear Pokerstars support team:

Please let my account 'shaqssmm' DOOMswitch OFF ok ? How can I lost every pot in a 22+Rebuys tournament in 90 mins.

I fucking rebuy almost 15 times and addon , all-in over 20 hands and I didnt win any hands.

Please please turn my doomswitch off , please.



By a loyal fucking pokerstars grinder shaqssmm



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All Comments

Brianna avatarBrianna2010-07-31
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Liam avatarLiam2010-08-03
Cool~
Hazel avatarHazel2010-08-06
看起來就是被弄到很不爽..ㄤㄤ了....
發這種文....看起來就很沒 sense ...
Rebecca avatarRebecca2010-08-07
喔喔 我要來開洨吃攤了
Carol avatarCarol2010-08-11
是阿我是ㄤㄤ阿...不過我不是coach...
我沒有學生...ㄎㄎ...
Thomas avatarThomas2010-08-14
沒有 wtf 失敗. XD
Ophelia avatarOphelia2010-08-17
coach 好像可以ㄤ的很有 [心得] ..果然厲害呢
Zenobia avatarZenobia2010-08-21
看起來就是運氣不好
Bethany avatarBethany2010-08-22
喔喔 我要來開洨吃攤了
Rae avatarRae2010-08-26
聽說有前輩這樣子可以改改運...科科~~ 弄一下
Hedy avatarHedy2010-08-28
豆干一份要切不辣 雞排一份要辣不切
Skylar DavisLinda avatarSkylar DavisLinda2010-08-29
雞屁股一份,樓上的我請客。
Sandy avatarSandy2010-09-01
今天宵夜該吃什麼咧?
Joe avatarJoe2010-09-06
本日課程 [如何ㄤ的徹底] ㄤ到出汁
Mary avatarMary2010-09-08
ㄧ碗八寶冰 不要紅豆花生薏仁綠豆芝麻蒟蒻粉條芋頭 我要半糖
Gilbert avatarGilbert2010-09-13
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◥◣ ──╯┤ ╲│ 柏記流動式瓦斯攤 ▏
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Zanna avatarZanna2010-09-14
樓上這次趕上了...洨吃攤出來了 XD
Kumar avatarKumar2010-09-15
這次我也趕上了 湊個熱鬧先
Victoria avatarVictoria2010-09-17
好奇怪的邏輯 coach就不能骯 我要一龍小籠包+豆漿
Jessica avatarJessica2010-09-18
不過如果我來寄的話..我會放那20個對決的Pokerhand網址...
然後底下都加個FUCK....
Anthony avatarAnthony2010-09-23
有效阿...如果是online casino效果更明顯
Frederica avatarFrederica2010-09-27
另外如果是破產的話...效果更明顯..
Oscar avatarOscar2010-09-29
來湊熱鬧
Kelly avatarKelly2010-10-03
XD
Poppy avatarPoppy2010-10-04
呼應時事. 你要加 TRY GON Lah!
Jacky avatarJacky2010-10-08
樓上有在follow喔.....XD
Joseph avatarJoseph2010-10-11
Quentin 應該是男的
Dorothy avatarDorothy2010-10-16
Quentin 是男的吧...XD
Oscar avatarOscar2010-10-16
還有 bullshit 狗屎...not ballshit 球屎?!...
期待後續回信!
James avatarJames2010-10-17
god damn good!!!
Megan avatarMegan2010-10-18
靠...Quentin 是男的喔....第2封信已經回來了
Odelette avatarOdelette2010-10-18
記得補一句..plz issue me my cash bonus or T$..
Freda avatarFreda2010-10-20
有次在IPOKER和ONLINE吵一吵就直接給了30USD封我嘴
Anthony avatarAnthony2010-10-22
真的假的.....@@
Gilbert avatarGilbert2010-10-23
補一下....那你就知道我噴多少了
Sarah avatarSarah2010-10-26
嗯.....k字級的嗎?
Poppy avatarPoppy2010-10-29
0.0
Andrew avatarAndrew2010-11-02
要看Quentin是名還是姓啊
Jacky avatarJacky2010-11-06
太酷了!!!繼續爭阿!!!!!
Doris avatarDoris2010-11-08
由申甲(無誤)
Agnes avatarAgnes2010-11-09
XDDDDDD
Bethany avatarBethany2010-11-13
Dear Shaq:The poker company do not allow us to receive
or give out personal information, sorry about that.:>
Edward Lewis avatarEdward Lewis2010-11-14
Thanks for your email, Regards, Quentin.
By the way, I am a gay..
Lucy avatarLucy2010-11-14
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Charlie avatarCharlie2010-11-15
VERY NICE RANT I APPROVE THIS MESSEGE
Daph Bay avatarDaph Bay2010-11-20
這也太太太好笑了吧 XD
Selena avatarSelena2010-11-22
Valerie avatarValerie2010-11-26
好屌....
Selena avatarSelena2010-11-30
Diao Bao La... lol
Frederic avatarFrederic2010-12-02
bluff
Frederica avatarFrederica2010-12-03
nice bluff on the river
James avatarJames2010-12-04
很沒誠意