『我與PS的初夜』神秘的外出事件簿 - PS
By Enid
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PS3我記得也買了好一陣子了,還記得當時跑去小賣店欣賞遊戲畫面
時的滿足感,不過跑去買遊戲主機的那一天,是有個小故事的。
那年,那天,我早已經收集好相關訊息,確定好主機的價格,連要順道
一起買的遊戲跟週邊也都確認完畢,連錢都是瞞著老婆用自己的私房錢
,一切都準備妥當,只等要買的其中一片遊戲到店就直接出發。
(我當時是要購買主機,手把,原廠HDMI線,還有四片遊戲。)
在接到電話,店家通知遊戲到貨了,我就迫不及待準備出門,只是當天
老婆在家,她正準備睡午覺,如果我直接說要去買遊戲主機,她一定會
把我關在家裡,如果她知道我大概會花多少錢,一定會把私房錢搶走,
所以我出門一定不能讓她知道去處。
只是出門還是要講理由,老婆就跟獵犬一樣,整天在嗅聞我身上有沒有
腥味,『偷腥的味道』,要是出門不交待清楚,到時又以為我是不是要
去{*天堂鳥}跟小女友約會了,這婆娘真的疑心病很重。
*中壢市區某間汽車旅館
於是我就隨便編了一個理由,神秘兮兮地出門了。
我 :老婆,我開車去加油,順便洗車啊。
老婆:喔,早點回來喔。
我立刻開車直奔小賣店,然後跟店家確認PS3的物件是否都齊全,週
邊有沒有短少,遊戲也都裝進了大袋子中,正當我跟店家還在研究某一
款剛上市的新遊戲,兩人正在研究遊戲畫面時,我的手機響了起來。
是死神打電話過來了啊......
老婆:你現在人在哪裡??
我 :蛤!?
老婆:你那邊聲音聽起來不像是加油站的聲音啊。
我 :呃......
老婆:你該不會跑出去偷吃了吧!!
我 :我在買遊戲主機『PS3』。
老婆:什麼!!!!
我 :我在買遊戲主機啦,等等回去再跟妳說。
老婆:靠....才三十分鐘沒注意你,你就給我跑出去亂買!!
我 :沒有亂買啦,犒賞自己的禮物啦。
老婆:你怎麼每週都在犒賞自己啊!?
我 :等我回去再說,老婆掰掰啦~~
闔上手機,我跟老闆兩人相視一笑,繼續研究遊戲。
當我提著一大袋的物品跟主機回家時,老婆已經在家門口等我了,一進
門就擺臉色給我看,還不時瞄著我手上的PS3。
老婆:很棒嘛,說是要去加油洗車,怎麼洗回來這堆東西。
我 :可能不小心順路經過,然後就不小心買了。
老婆:唬爛!!真的是不整天盯著你喔,一溜煙就給我跑出去亂買,你國中生啊!!
我 :好啦好啦,先來看看畫質怎麼樣再罵啦。
老婆:這樣總共買了多少錢?
我 :XXXXX
老婆:我靠!!這麼多錢,我可以買一整組的OOOO保溼組跟大罐的眼霜耶。
我 :好啦好啦,到時百貨公司週年慶我買給妳好嗎。
於是老婆在我的安撫之下,才沒有繼續罵人,我是放了劍魂四跟真三五
的的遊戲動畫給老婆看,連老婆都認為畫質不錯,跟我一起看了好一會
,而我則是沈浸在興奮與激動之中。
當然,保養品還是有補買給老婆,而且以後只要我臨時出門,老婆就會
先東問西問,怕我又出去亂買,當然,這都是之後的事情。
為了PS3,即使跟老婆抗爭也在所不惜,我們要堅持家中必備遊戲主
機的理念,客廳電視就是要用來玩遊戲的夢想。
我們要當家中遊戲的切~格拉瓦,即使革命也不懼怕!!(被拖走~)
不過記得家事也要幫忙作喔~
這就是我迎接PS3主機回到家中的第一夜,至於我老婆為什麼不跟我
一起玩,推測應該是無雙大蛇Z被我強迫推銷玩孟獲,加上又玩輸我,
惱羞成怒就不玩了。
當然,這又是另一個故事了。(遠目)
--
老婆:這間的珍奶很難喝,你還敢買來喝喔....
我 :我都敢娶妳了,還有什麼不敢的
老婆:你給我過來!!
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