Wii的第一神拳 - 任天堂

By Lily
at 2007-03-10T22:43

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]

作者: Lucifar666 (路西法) 看板: StupidClown
標題: Wii的第一神拳
時間: Sat Mar 10 09:29:32 2007

年假的時候有妹到我宿舍來玩

我：要打PS3還是Wii啊？

妹：Wii！Wii！ \(^▽^)/

我：喔，那要玩什麼？（OS：女生怎麼都愛玩Wii？）

妹：第一神拳～ ~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~

我：耶？妳有在看第一神拳喔？（女生耶）

妹：有啊，而且ptt版上很多人說好玩！︿(￣︶￣)︿

我：嗯，是不錯玩（OS：果然是鄉民）

妹：可是你要教我，我第一次玩 ﹨(╯▽╰)∕

我：好啦好啦

============安裝開機分隔線============

我：那妳要選誰？（OS：IPPO吧？）

妹：當然是慕之內一步啊 (≧<>≦)

我：我就知道......(OS:是因為尺寸嗎 XD）

============教導開打分隔線============

雖然放水了，可是妹還是打不過正統的第一神拳愛好者啊

所以不時發出被打到的叫聲

OS：又不是你被打到，叫那麼大聲，我會被誤會耶 (￣ー￣；)

妹：厚～我都打不到你，你還一直偷打我 o(＞＜；)o o

我：我已經放水了耶（OS：不然妳早就被技術擊倒了( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ

妹：不管啦，你要讓我打 ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||

我：還有這樣的喔？好啦好啦.....(￣□￣|||)a

我只好放下雙手，呈現無防禦狀態

我：哪，打吧

這時候就看到妹很高興的不斷晃動腦袋

我忍著笑意問：妳.....妳在幹嘛

妹：我要用輪擺式移位啊！ <(￣︶￣)/

我要用輪擺式移位啊！我要用輪擺式移位啊！我要用輪擺式移位啊！

我當場就爆笑起來，笑到眼淚都流出來還停不了

沒爆點嗎？

好吧，爆點在那個妹是我女友

這樣笑的後果是，我接下來被單方面痛毆了好幾盤 (o一-一)=○# (￣#)3￣)

還被凹了一頓盧斯葵............〒△〒

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Tags: 任天堂

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By Gilbert
at 2007-03-13T01:48

保安保安!!可以讓人前面鋪陳到讓人想推"圖勒"後面卻閃瞎人的嗎

By Aaliyah
at 2007-03-14T02:23

發售了嗎

By Doris
at 2007-03-18T01:05

奇怪我這篇怎麼什麼都看不到墨鏡咧??

By Thomas
at 2007-03-19T05:47

沒救了

By Quanna
at 2007-03-19T19:27

閣下居心叵測令在下佩服佩服，還以為你們要亂倫呢

By Kristin
at 2007-03-20T15:36

靠我一直以為是輪轉位移

By Jake
at 2007-03-22T10:46

推樓上

By Ursula
at 2007-03-23T20:15

請得起茹絲葵真不簡單...

By Yedda
at 2007-03-26T23:09

重點是..要玩PS3 還是WII 後面又請茹絲葵...
原PO有錢人 =_=

By Victoria
at 2007-03-30T18:05

搞個圖比較好

By Ingrid
at 2007-04-04T03:48

買兩台好屌阿

By Andy
at 2007-04-05T09:32

還以為原PO亂倫呢...

By Poppy
at 2007-04-08T18:57

盧斯葵 <= what is this?

By Zanna
at 2007-04-11T01:19

看前面笑了！看後面瞎了!

By George
at 2007-04-11T23:37

卑鄙無恥

By Regina
at 2007-04-15T18:14

好險你女友沒用羚羊拳....

By Faithe
at 2007-04-17T08:17

原PO好野人..請客單位是茹絲葵...囧

By Olga
at 2007-04-22T07:38

PS3+Wii+茹絲葵....原po好野人

By Anthony
at 2007-04-24T14:38

我玩SPORT也是搖來搖去輪擺啊？？既然是體感，幹嘛不搖？

By Isabella
at 2007-04-25T06:05

原PO...買一台wii給我就好，PS3比較貴不敢要XD

By Zanna
at 2007-04-28T06:34

= =" 你...欠扁是不是? 保安!保安! 把他拖出去扁!!

By Kama
at 2007-04-28T17:16

盧斯葵 = ruth chris?

By Anthony
at 2007-04-29T08:21

盧斯葵就是一客3000台幣的牛排對原PO來說~小Case啦!

By Rebecca
at 2007-05-04T05:10

按好貴

By Michael
at 2007-05-08T02:57

斬力決!!

By Frederic
at 2007-05-09T16:01

有圖也沒用我瞎了..

By Necoo
at 2007-05-13T13:19

在一起～在一起～ PO文不附圖，此風不可長在一起～在一起

By David
at 2007-05-16T05:34

........

By Delia
at 2007-05-19T08:04

保安!保安! 把他拖出去扁!!

By Yuri
at 2007-05-20T11:07

樓樓上那個妹已經被原PO打的唉唉叫了(嬌喘)何止在一起

By Hamiltion
at 2007-05-25T09:39

此風不可長

By Enid
at 2007-05-25T16:37

瞎了

By Tracy
at 2007-05-26T04:11

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Poppy
at 2007-05-27T09:13

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿...

By Puput
at 2007-05-30T16:56

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Heather
at 2007-05-31T13:39

一開始瞎一次後來又瞎一次心情不好讓我罵聲幹!!

By Jacky
at 2007-06-02T15:01

笨在哪裡? 肉麻當有趣? 耍蠢當樂趣? 有女友就得意?

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2007-06-06T03:25

By Heather
at 2007-06-09T23:09

By Carolina Franco
at 2007-06-11T16:04

欠噓=..=

By Ethan
at 2007-06-14T17:02

By Emma
at 2007-06-15T13:52

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Tristan Cohan
at 2007-06-16T09:48

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Agnes
at 2007-06-17T22:29

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Daph Bay
at 2007-06-22T21:41

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Wallis
at 2007-06-26T00:04

我覺得滿好笑的阿...

By Zora
at 2007-06-28T23:14

後面閃人無恥~~~

By Zora
at 2007-07-01T22:24

喔這篇就是豪洨你很有錢而已阿

By Emily
at 2007-07-02T23:39

沒這麼嚴重吧..不用噓吧

By Joseph
at 2007-07-06T20:31

笨在哪裡? 肉麻當有趣? 耍蠢當樂趣? 有女友就得意?
笨在哪裡? 肉麻當有趣? 耍蠢當樂趣? 有女友就得意?
笨在哪裡? 肉麻當有趣? 耍蠢當樂趣? 有女友就得意?

By Selena
at 2007-07-08T11:11

有錢尺寸就大

By Daph Bay
at 2007-07-12T09:10

保安保安...我瞎了...

By Frederica
at 2007-07-15T03:10

喔你怎麼不去電台講給張爸聽

By Donna
at 2007-07-18T14:00

By Elizabeth
at 2007-07-20T10:18

By Frederica
at 2007-07-24T23:59

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Catherine
at 2007-07-26T17:39

我路過而已.....

By Vanessa
at 2007-07-31T12:57

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Callum
at 2007-08-02T15:12

這篇就是在說你很有錢而以阿ㄑㄋㄇㄉBB蛋

By Yuri
at 2007-08-06T05:49

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Caitlin
at 2007-08-06T07:48

沒什麼笨點的東西就不要 po 了

By Dinah
at 2007-08-06T18:25

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Olive
at 2007-08-10T05:39

......沒必要噓吧?

By Valerie
at 2007-08-14T13:36

這年頭連妹妹都可以當女朋友了....

By Barb Cronin
at 2007-08-14T20:02

喔這篇就是在說你很有錢而已阿根本就沒笨點!

By Sandy
at 2007-08-19T15:37

喔這篇就是在說你很有錢而已阿宅男怒氣不可小覷啊~

By Adele
at 2007-08-20T06:59

喔這篇就是在說你很有錢靠這個把妹而已阿

By Barb Cronin
at 2007-08-24T08:44

笨點在把鄉民當可魯耍?

By Isabella
at 2007-08-27T02:32

這年頭連妹妹都可以當女朋友了....

By Bethany
at 2007-08-27T23:18

XDDD還真迷 Dempsey Roll

By Linda
at 2007-08-28T02:53

爛　單純想閃人罷了　祝你早日入團

By Hedda
at 2007-09-01T19:31

來囉...

By Eartha
at 2007-09-03T04:05

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Kumar
at 2007-09-06T11:51

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Olive
at 2007-09-11T08:05

這年頭連妹妹都可以當女朋友了...

By Margaret
at 2007-09-11T09:05

喔這篇就是在說你很有錢而已阿

By Cara
at 2007-09-14T22:59

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿
喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Elma
at 2007-09-16T07:22

喔這篇就是再說你很有錢而已阿

By Victoria
at 2007-09-16T21:58

喔這篇就是在說你很有錢而已阿

By George
at 2007-09-18T03:50

笨在哪裡? 肉麻當有趣? 耍蠢當樂趣? 有女友就得意?

By Yedda
at 2007-09-20T08:00

...不懂，為何大家要噓得那麼兇?補血...

By Valerie
at 2007-09-23T16:51

的確是不用噓= =...可是很討厭把閃光最後丟的文章..想噓

By Faithe
at 2007-09-26T16:20

喔這篇就是在說你很有錢而已阿

By Oscar
at 2007-10-01T11:09

要閃請到北極去閃...

By Ina
at 2007-10-03T13:22

分手快樂...祝你快樂!!!

By Adele
at 2007-10-07T17:44

喔這篇就是在說你很有錢而已阿

By Robert
at 2007-10-11T20:39

又是WII又是PS3又送個閃光...有沒有那麼閃棍

By Tracy
at 2007-10-12T17:46

第一神拳真的發售了嗎?????

By Regina
at 2007-10-16T09:51

又是WII又是PS3又送個閃光...有沒有那麼閃棍

By Zanna
at 2007-10-19T07:09

虎爛文??WII的第一神拳不是還沒發售嗎= =?

By Edith
at 2007-10-20T05:34

不噓你對不起張爸

By Necoo
at 2007-10-24T18:46

唬爛文還掰的這麼爽.....

By Margaret
at 2007-10-26T08:44

吹牛不打草稿

By Noah
at 2007-10-27T00:49

有出了嗎？

By Yuri
at 2007-10-28T11:06

這應該是轉tigerblue版吧？

By Odelette
at 2007-10-28T15:46

害我開心了一下以為真的出了 = =

By Anthony
at 2007-10-31T01:48

已經去噓了笨版還真遠囧

By Aaliyah
at 2007-11-04T23:55

是把Wii Sports的拳擊看成是第一神拳嗎？還是兄妹兩喝醉了ꄠ

By Charlotte
at 2007-11-07T02:23

用輪擺式移位沒錯呀笑點在哪??

By Olive
at 2007-11-10T17:25

樓上的笑點就在遊戲還沒出...

By Ethan
at 2007-11-14T22:01

第一神拳還沒出所以沒笑點也沒笨點只看到一個人在唬爛

By Odelette
at 2007-11-18T03:42

日本都還沒出

By Eden
at 2007-11-20T12:51

吼. 害我還去翻漫畫以為是招式名稱說錯了

By Tracy
at 2007-11-24T01:48

XD 有夠扯的

By Rosalind
at 2007-11-24T09:34

這篇只有一大堆的閃光囧

By Edward Lewis
at 2007-11-29T08:53

為什麼我看成"第一神棒" 而且內容一點違和感也沒有

By Kama
at 2007-12-03T17:44

這個應該跟巴哈前幾天虎爛的是同一個人吧

By Frederic
at 2007-12-05T06:54

北七

By Noah
at 2007-12-08T05:04

連笨板都有虎爛文唉可憐的阿宅

Wii的第一神拳 - 任天堂

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