Re: [新聞] 人間異語：我高三男網友都教那檔事 - 天堂

By Kyle
at 2010-06-30T03:04

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作者: k9999999999 (法號一銀) 看板: sex
標題: Re: [新聞] 人間異語：我高三男網友都教那檔事
時間: Tue Jun 29 13:05:00 2010

講到網路交友讓我想起19歲時我在網路上的一個純真的愛

還記得那時候是個聊天室很盛行的年代

那時候聊天室只是那種單純聊天的那種

很少有視訊給你看到爽的

剛失戀內心空洞的我因為好奇而踏了進去

我還記得我去的是知名的鬥鬥聊天室

裡面什麼人事物都有我在登入系統時想了我的名子

當時失戀的我對所有什麼真愛都不相信

於是我便叫了一個適合我的名子絕情!!

我一登入裡面裡面很多人都以安安來歡迎我

那時候的聊天室不會看到女生近來才安安

那時候大家不管是男是女還是你是人妖

都會安安表示友意

一進去我便道出我的戀愛史

從相識到破滅裡面的人都很有人情

會安慰我告誡我讓我覺得很窩心

所以只要每天晚上我都一定會上聊天室

跟那些雖然我不認識可是會熱心友意對待我的人聊天

就再有一天就是那一天讓不再戀愛的我發生了轉變

她的名子叫小安那天她用密語密了我

小安也是我在聊天室常常看到的常客雖然她不愛說話

可是她總是會在有人失意時安慰他

小安那天密我說問我有沒有交新的女朋友

絕情的我當然說沒有

小安聽到後便跟我說他以前的戀愛史

從那天後我跟小安變成了無話不談的好朋友

聊天過程時小安給我一種感覺

我感覺到我對愛情這種東西又有了信心

於是我便把絕情這個名子改成了天晴

小安看我這樣也很開心

有天小安問我說可以拿我的照片給她看嗎

我想說雖然我不是很帥可是我可是有基本底子的

小安看過我照片後說我長的很像她小時候喜歡的男生

我聽到時心中有一種莫名的快樂

我便問小安說:

那你照片可以給我看嗎?

小安一開始還說什麼很醜啦什麼的

可是終於坳不過我給我看了她的照片

我一看燈光雖然沒很亮也不是拍全部臉

不過好像也滿不錯的

那天起我們感情變更好我們互稱寶貝

她還給我電話我打過去時還做了那時最流行的電愛

我才發現我可能愛上她了

就一天在我想約小安出去時

小安主動約了我去她家

她說那天她家都沒人我可以的話就去她家玩

我當然說好那天的我看到什麼東西好像都是最美的

我心情很好的來到小安家

小安家是棟公寓我打給小安

小安跟我說門沒鎖自己近來

我興奮的打開門

可是進去時我有一股玩線上遊戲時

要吃王的一股緊張感

可能是因為等下會發生限制級的事情

我才會緊張畢竟我經驗不多

當我來到小安房間時

我懂了為什麼會有一股緊張感還有為什麼她會叫小安....

幹為什麼!? 為什麼是安塔瑞斯? 為什麼

身上一張回捲都沒有的我只好傻傻的呆在原地

之後.......

又是另一個故事了...

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一銀大師:為了西斯我不能認輸!!

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By Heather
at 2010-07-02T10:30

剛好用完樓下給分

By George
at 2010-07-03T16:20

推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kyle
at 2010-07-07T04:18

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Wallis
at 2010-07-09T04:56

推真勇者

By Robert
at 2010-07-13T12:04

有笑有推XD

By Odelette
at 2010-07-16T12:09

+10屠龍劍發出一道強烈的亮光.....

By Kristin
at 2010-07-21T05:14

天晴不是一個偶像遊戲的角色??

By Gilbert
at 2010-07-23T05:10

真強者給你個推 ! 屠龍高手

By Ethan
at 2010-07-23T08:09

+10屠龍劍也幫不了你啊施主

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-07-24T15:35

靠杯差點笑出來

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-07-24T18:00

有效友推

By Olive
at 2010-07-27T16:58

一下子就要越級打怪厲害

By Isabella
at 2010-07-27T22:29

安塔瑞斯XXXXXXXXXXD 對不起太好笑了

By Charlie
at 2010-07-31T21:11

加油!!屠龍勇士，你安心的去吧

By Hamiltion
at 2010-08-02T14:43

唬爛,要見安塔瑞斯之前要先跟一個人說話阿~你忘囉?

By Sarah
at 2010-08-07T09:45

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2010-08-09T17:20

笑死我.....沒回捲至少帶一個747才安心

By Mary
at 2010-08-10T11:29

這就是為啥以後要見安塔瑞斯 ,要先跟原po說話啊..

By Rosalind
at 2010-08-14T10:19

看來只有找牧師幫你復活了結果原地復活

By Hamiltion
at 2010-08-15T12:36

為啥要富堅一次說完咩!!!

By Brianna
at 2010-08-15T16:50

安塔瑞斯....笑翻了XDDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2010-08-19T15:52

燈燈燈燈燈五個燈

By Emma
at 2010-08-23T19:40

給你安息!

By Steve
at 2010-08-24T20:28

好笑給個推...

By Hedwig
at 2010-08-27T10:11

哈哈

By Susan
at 2010-08-31T12:17

安瑞塔斯是?

By Harry
at 2010-09-04T15:51

幹打反

By Isla
at 2010-09-05T15:07

對上安塔瑞斯你有回捲也沒用

By Candice
at 2010-09-09T22:51

幹，天堂屠龍團，這不是我們嗎

By Steve
at 2010-09-14T03:09

樓上不專業還牧師哩這裡都用復活捲軸~

By Michael
at 2010-09-15T00:15

看到安塔瑞斯笑出來~哈哈哈XDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-09-15T07:11

十個妳都打不贏~

By Susan
at 2010-09-17T07:23

+18大馬士革刀發出強烈的光芒後消失了

By Enid
at 2010-09-22T03:59

========= 這就是為啥要打安塔瑞斯要先跟原PO說話

By Caitlin
at 2010-09-26T21:29

XDD 安安幾歲住哪小安:我500歲住在龍之谷8樓

By Valerie
at 2010-09-30T10:16

有笑有推

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-10-02T19:03

安塔瑞斯....

By Genevieve
at 2010-10-07T10:43

我知道了幹好大一隻XDDD

By Genevieve
at 2010-10-07T21:10

幹，超有起承轉合的拉機掰XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Belly
at 2010-10-10T04:19

好好笑歐最近都來天堂梗XDD

By Linda
at 2010-10-10T20:29

灌勇綠阿

By Kama
at 2010-10-11T00:28

明明就是”大安”

By Ingrid
at 2010-10-13T15:20

看來應該要個聖界法~你才跑的掉了

By Frederica
at 2010-10-15T23:02

龍谷有8樓嗎...不是龍7就是地龍了嗎...V大?

By Madame
at 2010-10-20T17:37

有笑有推...快給我另一個故事!!!!!

By Genevieve
at 2010-10-23T11:07

龍7不能回捲阿~

By Rachel
at 2010-10-25T08:40

騎士出任務，辛苦你了　( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ

By Dora
at 2010-10-28T10:22

靠腰喔XDDDDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2010-11-01T19:36

看不懂

By Caroline
at 2010-11-06T04:43

安塔瑞司是什麼啊＝＝？

By Tracy
at 2010-11-07T15:35

幹沒在玩遊戲我剛去google一下安塔瑞斯我就笑翻了 XD

By Noah
at 2010-11-09T08:09

安塔瑞斯給你安息

By Hedda
at 2010-11-11T15:45

剛剛也去搜尋安塔瑞斯..元PO太厲害了

By Tom
at 2010-11-16T08:48

勇綠喝了硬上阿

By John
at 2010-11-18T23:52

龍7鎖定回捲不能用喔XD

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-11-23T14:29

http://ppt.cc/4v3G 更多安塔瑞絲

By Tracy
at 2010-11-27T07:36

By Steve
at 2010-11-30T09:28

原po勇氣無人能比

By Anonymous
at 2010-12-04T13:08

淚推安塔瑞斯

By Charlie
at 2010-12-06T17:16

安塔瑞斯阿!!!!!!!!!!可惜當時你沒PO文求救

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-12-08T03:32

我以為是技安...

By Lauren
at 2010-12-12T02:37

我遇過小林林德拜爾

By Odelette
at 2010-12-12T20:13

幹太好笑了哈哈哈

By Lucy
at 2010-12-14T20:11

拔線登出

By Hedy
at 2010-12-16T07:44

幹你唬爛太大了是不是入了56公會= =

By Yuri
at 2010-12-17T11:14

安塔瑞斯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2010-12-20T17:05

太威了~(嘴角上揚)

By Ingrid
at 2010-12-22T05:26

我會改名叫真心因為真心換絕情

By Ingrid
at 2010-12-25T17:54

好巧喔，我遇過另外兩個小法小林

By Eden
at 2010-12-28T00:21

你就喝勇綠衝過去躺馬上就會回村了...

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-12-28T12:06

地龍!

By Megan
at 2011-01-02T03:15

害我瞬間噴茶靠杯

By Wallis
at 2011-01-05T03:14

那......小法法力昂是誰遇到了????

By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-01-05T20:13

小法小安小林小巴(?)(此小巴非彼小巴)

By Eden
at 2011-01-08T16:03

安塔瑞斯XDDDDDDDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-01-12T01:52

說真的以前的聊天室人情味真的很濃厚

By Ophelia
at 2011-01-13T10:12

還上網查了一下

By Audriana
at 2011-01-13T21:55

By Agatha
at 2011-01-16T02:10

但願朝陽常照我土莫忘烈士鮮血滿地 <（〒△〒）

By Rosalind
at 2011-01-20T22:56

就是獨獨少了隻聖界法

By Hamiltion
at 2011-01-25T03:49

k9999999999 給你安息!!!

By Hamiltion
at 2011-01-27T08:45

XDXD 還有小吉小巴耶 XD

By Elizabeth
at 2011-01-30T22:35

兄弟你把+13末日刀放在倉庫卻少了受詛咒的杜蕾斯.....

By William
at 2011-02-03T08:55

什麼梗？不懂，是那一部電玩？

By Daph Bay
at 2011-02-04T20:36

超好笑的
樓樓上,你沒玩過天堂喔?

By Kelly
at 2011-02-09T02:35

小安小法還改版... 看你怎麼應付

By Hamiltion
at 2011-02-12T01:37

你被她抓一下就趴了

By Callum
at 2011-02-15T04:40

給你安息

By Kelly
at 2011-02-17T03:11

你覺得舒服多了。

By Robert
at 2011-02-21T11:55

安心上路

By Mia
at 2011-02-24T03:37

你的情緒恢復正常

By Tracy
at 2011-02-27T15:06

滿好笑的給個推

By Delia
at 2011-03-03T00:42

f1 k999999999 給你龍的祭品

By Odelette
at 2011-03-06T04:42

靠悲啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2011-03-07T15:29

我笑翻了+1

By Susan
at 2011-03-10T19:37

哈哈哈哈哈安塔瑞斯!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Andrew
at 2011-03-13T11:49

狂笑中...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-03-15T05:51

上龍七還不能按回卷好慘.. 笑翻

By Jessica
at 2011-03-19T15:09

沒回捲XDDDDDD

By Quanna
at 2011-03-20T08:03

小安另外三個姐妹呢

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-03-23T15:29

害我還去搜安塔瑞司是啥= =...

By Rosalind
at 2011-03-27T12:18

沒有具有傳送回家捲軸

By Dora
at 2011-03-28T20:40

無法使用家的捲軸

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-03-30T20:33

gj!!

By David
at 2011-04-04T13:31

口氣有夠銀魂XD

By Emma
at 2011-04-05T07:31

安塔瑞斯阿XD!!!!快回龍6找思客巴姐妹泡茶

By Isabella
at 2011-04-07T17:04

阿ㄜ hp:------------ 被秒

By Oscar
at 2011-04-12T09:42

..................

By Mary
at 2011-04-17T08:42

解釋一下吧

By Ethan
at 2011-04-20T06:52

哈哈哈哈哈有噴了什麼寶出來嗎XDDDD

By Belly
at 2011-04-23T09:47

By Catherine
at 2011-04-28T01:14

好好笑~~~~~~~

By Michael
at 2011-05-01T10:11

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zanna
at 2011-05-05T15:36

屠龍阿沒回捲真的太絕望了!你的蝴翅跟蒼翅呢XD 推阿

By Rachel
at 2011-05-10T14:20

安塔瑞司是啥

By Emma
at 2011-05-14T06:40

樓上少在那邊裝....

By Zanna
at 2011-05-15T06:52

推安塔瑞斯XDD

By John
at 2011-05-17T03:55

XDDDDDD

By Blanche
at 2011-05-17T21:44

快用你的細劍對付他阿

By Frederica
at 2011-05-18T09:45

快爆

By Erin
at 2011-05-21T00:28

差死牠

By Yuri
at 2011-05-25T01:16

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2011-05-29T13:54

還有小巴跟小法甚至會有小林

By Daph Bay
at 2011-06-03T10:23

good

By David
at 2011-06-05T10:05

為什麼看到一堆硬要接的= =蝴翅蒼翅?用細劍砍?...

By Audriana
at 2011-06-08T13:02

因為不只天堂有安塔瑞斯..也不只有天堂有細劍..

By Franklin
at 2011-06-12T15:06

見小安前記得要去加卡瑞的祝福阿!!

By Adele
at 2011-06-15T04:31

阿痾...........................XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2011-06-16T06:19

By Gilbert
at 2011-06-17T01:30

看了推文很多人天堂知識還沒 UPDATE 呵!

By Jacky
at 2011-06-18T00:07

安塔瑞斯:龍騎士，給你安息！！

By Ursula
at 2011-06-20T11:04

推推推推推!!~~~~~~~~~~~

By Queena
at 2011-06-24T22:13

嘖嘖上面的推文一堆知識沒有UpDate

By Doris
at 2011-06-27T21:28

- -*

By Puput
at 2011-06-29T21:34

笑死

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