Goat Simulator：PAYDAY - Steam

http://store.steampowered.com/app/425840/

You've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack,
you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator,
you've survived the zombie apocalypse.
How do you even top that?

Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY,
the latest in goat simulation technology.
Being goat has never been this realistic.

Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab,
then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling,
the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie
PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose
from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean,
and you get to run his errands
Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks.
Okay only masks.
More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it,
whatever that character is called i don’t know,
i just write the damn text FOUR AWESOME GOATS,
seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie
Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair,
there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)
Unlock new, even dumber stuff.
Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.



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我...我已經不知道該吐槽什麼了...
這製作人真的有病(稱讚

主程式是當初被實況燒到，原價買的；
MMO dlc 才玩不到一半；
殭屍dlc本來想說等特價更便宜再買，
可是這個payday dlc已經讓我忍不住了啊啊啊(遮臉

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哈利波特一聲暴喝,二話不說唰唰唰連進三招,杖法凌厲陰狠...

佛地魔讚了一聲：好俊的杖法！

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